Dog Quotes
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A statesman who confines himself to popular legislation - or, for the matter of that, a playwright who confines himself to popular plays - is like a blind man's dog who goes wherever the blind man pulls him, on the ground that both of them want to go to the same place.
George Bernard Shaw
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I've put an umbrella in my mouth and opened it. I sat in a lemon-meringue pie. I've done terrible things to my dog with a fork.
Steve Martin
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When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news.
Charles A. Dana
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You can't surprise a man with a dog.
Cindy Chupack
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In Israel, there is this reduction of the political discourse to something that is very limited. It's as if you have that pitch that only dogs can hear. Sometimes I feel I speak at such a pitch that very few people around me communicate with what I'm saying.
Etgar Keret
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I'm in showbiz. I look at my boobs like they're show horses or show dogs. You've got to keep them groomed.
Dolly Parton
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In choosing a dog to share your life, you have an incredible opportunity to form a powerful bond with a member of another species.
Cesar Millan
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As the Pack Leader, you should fill your dog with confidence and calm, submissive energy when you return home. Your dog may not look as happy, but trust me - a dog that sits quietly and looks at you when you come home is much, much happier than a dog that is bouncing off the walls.
Cesar Millan
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You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me.
Merrill Markoe
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I also derive a great deal of pleasure from horses and dogs... the ocean... and love.
William Shatner
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My dog was barking at everyone the other day. Still, what can you expect from a cross-breed.
Tommy Cooper
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The implication of AKC registration is that a dog who has it is better than a dog who hasn't.
Jean Hanff Korelitz
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"Compromise" means giving up more than the other side is big enough to take; if and when they have the muscle, they'll be back for more, regardless of what has been given up in an attempt to appear reasonable. You can't make a cur dog stay away from your back door by throwing an occasional bone at him.
Neal Knox
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By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog.
Barbara Holland
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Some time in the night I got up, tiptoed to my window, and looked out at my doghouse. It looked so lonely and empty sitting there in the moonlight. I could see that the door was slightly ajar. I thought of the many times I had lain in my bed and listened to the squeaking of the door as my dogs went in and out. I didn't know I was crying until I felt the tears roll down my cheeks.
Wilson Rawls
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When I'm at home, I'm a real big cuddler, so I sleep with my dog in my arms.
Mirai Nagasu
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What with our hooks, snares, nets, and dogs, we are at war with all living creatures, and nothing comes amiss but that which is either too cheap or too common; and all this is to gratify a fantastical palate.
Seneca the Younger
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I have had a long unabashed love affair with dogs that stretches back to early childhood.
Caspar Weinberger
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My children are all doing just fine. The mountain dogs are great in this weather. The yorkies are freezing.
Catherine Crier
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Once you have learned to fly your plane, it is far less fatiguing to fly than it is to drive a car. You don't have to watch every second for cats, dogs, children, lights, road signs, ladies with baby carriages and citizens who drive out in the middle of the block against the lights. . . . Nobody who has not been up in the sky on a glorious morning can possibly imagine the way a pilot feels in free heaven.
William T. Piper
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Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.
Ian Holloway
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Dogs love us unconditionally and cats are big on redemption. Our sins and shortcomings don't bother them as long as we delight in their presence.
Sarah Ban Breathnach
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I honestly feel like I've been mostly toiling in obscurity until a little bit after 'Day Of the Dog' came out.
Ezra Furman
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One day I gave Clifford a bath. And I combed his hair and took hom to the dog show. I'd like to say Clifford won first prize...but he didn't. I don't care. You can keep all your small dogs. You can keep all your black, white, brown, and spotted dogs. I'll keep Clifford...Wouldn't you?
Norman Bridwell