Jokes Quotes
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I think I have a good sense of humor, but I'm not, like, a joke-teller. I get the jokes, which is sometimes half the battle. Believe me, I have no idea why anyone hires me.
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A joke isn't a joke until someone laughs.
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In Bengal, Hindus are known to crack jokes at the expense of their gods and goddesses and that's what I did.
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I think a comedian has to be low status on some level; that gives you the right to do all sorts of jokes about all sorts of different kinds of people.
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Never, never tell jokes about a man with easy access to weapons of mass destruction.
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I did a show called 'What A Country,' with Yakov Smirnoff and Don Knotts. I used to write jokes for Yakov's stand-up act.
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My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.
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A joke that works is complete knowledge in a nanosecond.
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I come from a town of great musicians: Washington, D.C. It's no joke, that history.
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I don't do too many jokes about current affairs, because almost every comedian always does that.
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When you people have a set up joke and the joke is set up straight and the words are just well written, I always say "C'mon, humans don't speak that way."
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The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do.
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There's always someone who's going to interpret my material as racist, but it's not. Racism comes from intent and power. A racist will tell a joke about a group of people only when they're not in the room. I'll talk about a group of people only when they're in the room.
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I'm a goof. I talk too much. I tell stories. I tell cheesy Dad jokes. I'm theatrical and I'll mix things up and I'll surprise people. Those are the things that I just do because that's who I am.
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Postmodernism is among other things a sick joke at the expense of... revolutionary avant-gardism.
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Only the saints would joke so about the gods, because it was either joke or scream, and they alone knew it was all the same to the gods.
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I make terrible jokes every time I go into a hospital. I think it's a defence mechanism.
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I enjoy the way I look, but it's a joke.
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I love to smile. I love to laugh. I like to hear jokes. For instance, when I'm on the road, every night I watch 'Seinfeld.' I find it somewhere. I think it's so funny, and I watch the repeats over and over again.
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People make jokes about how black people are the first ones to be killed off.
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I do just want to do jokes. I don't want to be a divisive figure.
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When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places.
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It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.
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I'm Irish, so I'm messing all the time. Which means, I'm having a laugh. I'm always making jokes.
