Jokes Quotes
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It seems to me that romantic comedies used to be about falling in love, but in recent years they've really become just comedies where the love story is only there as a spine to hang the jokes on.
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When everyone jokes about (taking chances), there's a little bit of truth to it, ... Hopefully people have learned from what happened (at Sonoma).
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I make terrible jokes every time I go into a hospital. I think it's a defence mechanism.
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While 'The Middle' is still funny for adults to watch, there aren't sex jokes. And I'm fine with that. I like the idea that my nieces and nephews can watch it without their parents.
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Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.
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I think I have a good sense of humor, but I'm not, like, a joke-teller. I get the jokes, which is sometimes half the battle. Believe me, I have no idea why anyone hires me.
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I love mixing humor and terror, or humor and exhaustion, or even humor and despair. I'm dealing right now with a loved one with cancer, and she's of course sad, but also telling the most disturbingly morbid jokes and puns. I love that, there's so much humanity in being able to mock fate and hardship.
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She laughed at bad jokes, stayed out too late, and overslept too often. Charity Hill loved holidays and she hated budgets and the alarm clock.
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I enjoy the way I look, but it's a joke.
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A joke isn't a joke until someone laughs.
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If sex isn't a joke, what is it?
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Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I am the punch line.
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My friends joke because I will take my clothes off, at the drop of a hat.
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I'm Irish, so I'm messing all the time. Which means, I'm having a laugh. I'm always making jokes.
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I'm a goof. I talk too much. I tell stories. I tell cheesy Dad jokes. I'm theatrical and I'll mix things up and I'll surprise people. Those are the things that I just do because that's who I am.
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I think a comedian has to be low status on some level; that gives you the right to do all sorts of jokes about all sorts of different kinds of people.
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It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.
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A joke that works is complete knowledge in a nanosecond.
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I don't consider myself a comedian because I don't really concern myself too much with jokes.
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I do just want to do jokes. I don't want to be a divisive figure.
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Worse than jokes in the morning did she hate the idea of a husband.
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What sort of difficulties would happen when people of different cultures try to come together to worship? Tiny little things such as let's tell jokes with each other.
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When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them.
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Only the saints would joke so about the gods, because it was either joke or scream, and they alone knew it was all the same to the gods.
