Jokes Quotes
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I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.
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What are the precise characteristics of an epigram it is not easy to define. It differs from a joke, in the fact that the wit of the latter dies in the words, and cannot therefore be conveyed in another language; while an epigram is a wit of ideas, and hence, is translatable. Like aphorisms, songs and sonnets, it is occupied with some single point, small and manageable; but whilst a song conveys a sentiment, a sonnet a poetical, and an aphorism a moral reflection, an epigram expresses a contrast.
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In Bengal, Hindus are known to crack jokes at the expense of their gods and goddesses and that's what I did.
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The Australian sense of humor is very dry, sarcastic, and very undercover. Like if I tell any jokes in America, people just think I'm serious! So I just quit telling any jokes whatsoever.
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I needed time to stand back and go through a lot more experience in life. Then I have something to write about, joke or to animate.
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I used to joke that if acting didn't work out, poetry was my commonsense fallback.
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I don't do too many jokes about current affairs, because almost every comedian always does that.
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Postmodernism is among other things a sick joke at the expense of... revolutionary avant-gardism.
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Part of what I do comes from the fact that I don't know any jokes to tell. And when I do they're really flat and don't work.
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My friends joke because I will take my clothes off, at the drop of a hat.
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I come from a town of great musicians: Washington, D.C. It's no joke, that history.
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It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude.
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High school wasn't a trial by fire or some ordeal that had to be survived. It was all a big joke. You just had to provide the laugh track.
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It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to.
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When you people have a set up joke and the joke is set up straight and the words are just well written, I always say "C'mon, humans don't speak that way."
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When everyone jokes about (taking chances), there's a little bit of truth to it, ... Hopefully people have learned from what happened (at Sonoma).
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I loved Omar Vizquel. He tells some really long jokes, and he has his own way of telling them, but he can make every joke very funny. He would always come up with jokes on the loudspeaker on the bus.
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The funnest jokes for me to tell are the ones that are the newest. So I'm just constantly motivated to keep my eyes and ears open and have new stuff.
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As long as I could hold a pencil, I was drawing and telling stories and making jokes. I've just been lucky that no one ever stopped me, and now I can do that for a living.
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As a woman, I have access to hit women in a way that men might not be able to hit them with jokes. I don't mean physically hit. But you know, because I'm a woman, I can say things about women because I know what it's like to be a woman, if that makes any sense.
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My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.
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I don't really write jokes. I wait for stuff to happen in life, and then I tell it on stage.
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Everyone was doing alternative comedy. I thought I'd distinguish myself by just telling jokes, with differing degrees of success.
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It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.
