Jokes Quotes
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The secret to a successful webcomic is to trick people into believing they will only get all the jokes if they read regularly. By the time they realize there are no jokes for them to get, they’ve invested too much time to quit, and they can’t admit they’ve been duped,” said Kevin. “There is a whole art to creating nonexistent jokes that appear to go over everyone’s head. It’s much harder than creating actual jokes.
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I love to smile. I love to laugh. I like to hear jokes. For instance, when I'm on the road, every night I watch 'Seinfeld.' I find it somewhere. I think it's so funny, and I watch the repeats over and over again.
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The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do.
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I enjoy the way I look, but it's a joke.
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I actually credit Twitter with fine-tuning some joke-writing skills. I still feel like I'm working at it.
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It was weird at first but then it was kind of fun. I was just laughing and cracking jokes, being a cheerleader.
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Once you've heard the joke, it's not funny anymore, but it's the way it's told. And I think that's the same with the music: The reason some of my songs have lasted longer is there's a lot of stuff packed in there. You want to hear them more than once.
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I don't know how to write jokes from the point of view of a six-foot-two guy. So, I'll always talk about it, but I just don't want it to be the absolute focus of all of my act.
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Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I am the punch line.
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It's hard to program a computer to make jokes. The brain needs to do something here; the brain needs to come up with something bizarre to make something funny.
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A joke that works is complete knowledge in a nanosecond.
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It is almost a joke, but a joke that nobody tells.
