Jokes Quotes
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The secret to a successful webcomic is to trick people into believing they will only get all the jokes if they read regularly. By the time they realize there are no jokes for them to get, they’ve invested too much time to quit, and they can’t admit they’ve been duped,” said Kevin. “There is a whole art to creating nonexistent jokes that appear to go over everyone’s head. It’s much harder than creating actual jokes.
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Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.
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I make jokes. That's what I do.
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The Australian sense of humor is very dry, sarcastic, and very undercover. Like if I tell any jokes in America, people just think I'm serious! So I just quit telling any jokes whatsoever.
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I don't want them hip white people coming up to me and calling me no n - - or telling me n - - jokes. I don't like it.
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A joke that works is complete knowledge in a nanosecond.
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It was weird at first but then it was kind of fun. I was just laughing and cracking jokes, being a cheerleader.
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I actually credit Twitter with fine-tuning some joke-writing skills. I still feel like I'm working at it.
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Once you've heard the joke, it's not funny anymore, but it's the way it's told. And I think that's the same with the music: The reason some of my songs have lasted longer is there's a lot of stuff packed in there. You want to hear them more than once.
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If you think it's easy to write jokes about fried calamari, you've probably never tried.
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Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I am the punch line.
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It is almost a joke, but a joke that nobody tells.
