Jokes Quotes
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Once you've heard the joke, it's not funny anymore, but it's the way it's told. And I think that's the same with the music: The reason some of my songs have lasted longer is there's a lot of stuff packed in there. You want to hear them more than once.
Tom Lehrer -
I enjoy the way I look, but it's a joke.
Dolly Parton
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If they invent a car that runs on stupid jokes, you could go far.
Haruki Murakami -
I often joke that 100 years from now I hope people are saying, 'Dang, she looks good for her age!'
Dolly Parton -
I got kind of scared when I thought they wanted me to do something... I didn't want to be naked on the front of a magazine unless everybody would know it was a joke. I wouldn't want to be naked even then.
Dolly Parton -
My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.
Carrot Top -
I don't know how to write jokes from the point of view of a six-foot-two guy. So, I'll always talk about it, but I just don't want it to be the absolute focus of all of my act.
Brad Williams -
It was weird at first but then it was kind of fun. I was just laughing and cracking jokes, being a cheerleader.
Braylon Edwards
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It's hard to program a computer to make jokes. The brain needs to do something here; the brain needs to come up with something bizarre to make something funny.
Brian Regan -
A joke that works is complete knowledge in a nanosecond.
Steve Martin -
It is almost a joke, but a joke that nobody tells.
Hilary Mantel -
Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I am the punch line.
Carrie Fisher