Jokes Quotes
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I do just want to do jokes. I don't want to be a divisive figure.
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When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them.
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Worse than jokes in the morning did she hate the idea of a husband.
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Never, never tell jokes about a man with easy access to weapons of mass destruction.
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I make jokes. That's what I do.
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People make jokes about how black people are the first ones to be killed off.
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What I say is stupid. Who takes a comedian seriously? I'm doing sophisticated knock-knock jokes.
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It is almost a joke, but a joke that nobody tells.
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Once you've heard the joke, it's not funny anymore, but it's the way it's told. And I think that's the same with the music: The reason some of my songs have lasted longer is there's a lot of stuff packed in there. You want to hear them more than once.
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I actually credit Twitter with fine-tuning some joke-writing skills. I still feel like I'm working at it.
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It was weird at first but then it was kind of fun. I was just laughing and cracking jokes, being a cheerleader.
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If you think it's easy to write jokes about fried calamari, you've probably never tried.
