Dogs Quotes
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What am I supposed to haul my dogs around in, a Rolls-Royce?
Sam Walton -
There are two kinds of fidelity, that of dogs and that of cats; you, gentleman, have the fidelity of cats who never leave the house.
Napoleon Bonaparte
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Men are dogs. Men are dogs. We got to stop it. Men are not dogs. Uh-uh. Dogs are loyal.
Wanda Sykes -
Every dog, we are told, has his day, unless there are more dogs than days.
Bat Masterson -
Sometimes I think I am still that 5-year-old girl playing with her dogs in the yard. That's how I see myself.
Rachel Hunter -
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Marilyn Monroe -
The maximum expression of running dogs is the Iditarod. You enter a state of primitive exaltation, and you never return. You're never normal again.
Gary Paulsen -
There are writers in Germany who drink the Absolute like water; and there are books in which even the dogs make references to the Infinite.
Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
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My next-door neighbor's two dogs have created more shovel-ready jobs than this current administration.
Gary Johnson -
People talk to dogs. Not that they understand. But maybe they understand enough.
Benjamin Alire Saenz -
I wish all men were like dogs.
Halle Berry -
Let sleeping dogs lie or lying dogs sleep or whatever. Time to move on. People get divorced. Life doesn't owe you your own personal happy ending especially at another's, or in this case several others', expense.
Axl Rose Guns N' Roses -
I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans, and I'm rooting for the machines.
Claude Shannon -
Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress.
Elayne Boosler
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Anything that can create balance in dogs is great. If veterinarians can give you the solution and give you why this is causing the behavior, of course. Anything that is good for an animal, let's do it.
Cesar Millan -
I would have 55 dogs if I could. I'm hoping one day to open my own shelter.
Kaley Cuoco -
Actually, I don't like dogs. I'm from Morocco, and people there don't like animals.
Gad Elmaleh -
I'd just like to say that I have a personal disgust for small dogs, like poodles. I have some serious physical problems with them. Everything about them means I must kill them. I must.
Axl Rose Guns N' Roses -
The joke around my office is that I've shaken many hands, but I've petted more dogs.
Larry Hogan -
Adolf is a swine. He will give us all away. He only associates with reactionaries now. His old friends aren't good enough for him. Getting matey with the East Prussian generals. They're his cronies now. Adolf is turning into a gentleman. He's got himself a tail-coat now. Adolf knows exactly what I want. I've told him often enough. Not a second edition of the old imperial army. Are we revolutionaries or aren't we? Allons, enfants de la patrie! If we are, then something new must arise out of our élan, like the mass armies of the French Revolution. If we're not, then we'll go to the dogs. We've got to produce something new, don't you see? A new discipline. A new principle of organization. The generals are a lot of old fogeys. They never had a new idea.
Ernst Rohm
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Any man who does not like dogs and want them about does not deserve to be in the White House.
Calvin Coolidge -
My kids think America is swimming pools on the roof, screening rooms, and hot dogs. They love it here.
Damian Lewis -
They say that if you're afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you're actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I'm afraid of dogs.
Norm MacDonald -
I don't care about the fact that a dogs place is not in a bed - the closer they are to me, the more beautiful it is.
Bill Kaulitz