Dogs Quotes

• Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.

  

  Roger Caras
  • Give
  • Serve
  • U.S.

• There are two kinds of fidelity, that of dogs and that of cats; you, gentleman, have the fidelity of cats who never leave the house.

  

  Napoleon Bonaparte
  • Cats
  • Kinds
  • Fidelity

• Men are dogs. Men are dogs. We got to stop it. Men are not dogs. Uh-uh. Dogs are loyal.

  

  Wanda Sykes
  • Men
  • Stop
  • Loyal

• Every dog, we are told, has his day, unless there are more dogs than days.

  

  Bat Masterson
  • Days
  • Dogs

• The maximum expression of running dogs is the Iditarod. You enter a state of primitive exaltation, and you never return. You're never normal again.

  

  Gary Paulsen
  • You
  • Running
  • Expression

• Sometimes I think I am still that 5-year-old girl playing with her dogs in the yard. That's how I see myself.

  

  Rachel Hunter
  • Girl
  • Dogs
  • Yard

• Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

  

  Marilyn Monroe
  • Humans
  • Dogs
  • Bite

• There are writers in Germany who drink the Absolute like water; and there are books in which even the dogs make references to the Infinite.

  

  Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
  • Water
  • Drink
  • Dogs

• People talk to dogs. Not that they understand. But maybe they understand enough.

  

  Benjamin Alire Saenz
  • Understand
  • Dogs

• My next-door neighbor's two dogs have created more shovel-ready jobs than this current administration.

  

  Gary Johnson
  • Door
  • Two
  • Neighbor

• I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans, and I'm rooting for the machines.

  

  Claude Shannon
  • Time
  • Robots
  • Visualize

• Let sleeping dogs lie or lying dogs sleep or whatever. Time to move on. People get divorced. Life doesn't owe you your own personal happy ending especially at another's, or in this case several others', expense.

  

  Axl Rose Guns N' Roses
  • People
  • Life
  • Time

• Actually, I don't like dogs. I'm from Morocco, and people there don't like animals.

  

  Gad Elmaleh
  • People
  • Animals
  • Dogs

• I wish all men were like dogs.

  

  Halle Berry
  • Men
  • Wish
  • Dogs

• Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress.

  

  Elayne Boosler
  • Congress
  • Dogs
  • Pigs

• I would have 55 dogs if I could. I'm hoping one day to open my own shelter.

  

  Kaley Cuoco
  • Day
  • Open
  • Dogs

• Anything that can create balance in dogs is great. If veterinarians can give you the solution and give you why this is causing the behavior, of course. Anything that is good for an animal, let's do it.

  

  Cesar Millan
  • Good
  • Balance
  • Animal

• Adolf is a swine. He will give us all away. He only associates with reactionaries now. His old friends aren't good enough for him. Getting matey with the East Prussian generals. They're his cronies now. Adolf is turning into a gentleman. He's got himself a tail-coat now. Adolf knows exactly what I want. I've told him often enough. Not a second edition of the old imperial army. Are we revolutionaries or aren't we? Allons, enfants de la patrie! If we are, then something new must arise out of our élan, like the mass armies of the French Revolution. If we're not, then we'll go to the dogs. We've got to produce something new, don't you see? A new discipline. A new principle of organization. The generals are a lot of old fogeys. They never had a new idea.

  

  Ernst Rohm
  • Gentleman
  • Old Friends
  • Generals

• I'd just like to say that I have a personal disgust for small dogs, like poodles. I have some serious physical problems with them. Everything about them means I must kill them. I must.

  

  Axl Rose Guns N' Roses
  • Small
  • Serious
  • Problems

• The joke around my office is that I've shaken many hands, but I've petted more dogs.

  

  Larry Hogan
  • Hands
  • Office
  • Dogs

• They say that if you're afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you're actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I'm afraid of dogs.

  

  Norm MacDonald
  • Afraid
  • Dogs
  • Homosexuals

• Dogs don't just like us, they love us, and they admire us. The big reason they admire us is we invented cars. They're like, "Yes, we get to go somewhere!" Go somewhere faster, with their head out the window, and their ears, like, "Yes! Yes!"

  

  Laurie Anderson
  • Reason
  • Dogs
  • Cars

• It's funny, you go to Jerry's house, and he's got like dogs and a stream and he just hangs out...he doesn't have bikini dancers on every surface at his house, you know? We're easy-going guys.

  

  Mike Inez Black Label Society
  • House
  • Guys
  • Stream

• Any man who does not like dogs and want them about does not deserve to be in the White House.

  

  Calvin Coolidge
  • Want
  • House
  • Man

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