Dogs Quotes
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There are two kinds of fidelity, that of dogs and that of cats; you, gentleman, have the fidelity of cats who never leave the house.
Napoleon Bonaparte -
What am I supposed to haul my dogs around in, a Rolls-Royce?
Sam Walton
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Men are dogs. Men are dogs. We got to stop it. Men are not dogs. Uh-uh. Dogs are loyal.
Wanda Sykes -
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Marilyn Monroe -
Sometimes I think I am still that 5-year-old girl playing with her dogs in the yard. That's how I see myself.
Rachel Hunter -
The maximum expression of running dogs is the Iditarod. You enter a state of primitive exaltation, and you never return. You're never normal again.
Gary Paulsen -
Dogs don't censor themselves. Maybe animals were smarter than people. The dog was so happy. My mom and dad too. It felt good to know that they loved the dog, that they let themselves do that. And somehow it seemed that the dog helped us be a better family.
Benjamin Alire Saenz -
There are writers in Germany who drink the Absolute like water; and there are books in which even the dogs make references to the Infinite.
Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
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Let sleeping dogs lie or lying dogs sleep or whatever. Time to move on. People get divorced. Life doesn't owe you your own personal happy ending especially at another's, or in this case several others', expense.
Axl Rose Guns N' Roses -
Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress.
Elayne Boosler -
My next-door neighbor's two dogs have created more shovel-ready jobs than this current administration.
Gary Johnson -
I wish all men were like dogs.
Halle Berry -
Anything that can create balance in dogs is great. If veterinarians can give you the solution and give you why this is causing the behavior, of course. Anything that is good for an animal, let's do it.
Cesar Millan -
I would have 55 dogs if I could. I'm hoping one day to open my own shelter.
Kaley Cuoco
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Actually, I don't like dogs. I'm from Morocco, and people there don't like animals.
Gad Elmaleh -
The joke around my office is that I've shaken many hands, but I've petted more dogs.
Larry Hogan -
People talk to dogs. Not that they understand. But maybe they understand enough.
Benjamin Alire Saenz -
I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans, and I'm rooting for the machines.
Claude Shannon -
They say that if you're afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you're actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I'm afraid of dogs.
Norm MacDonald -
I understand that most ladies tend to prefer lap dogs.... Perhaps I am an exception.
Emily Bronte
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I'd just like to say that I have a personal disgust for small dogs, like poodles. I have some serious physical problems with them. Everything about them means I must kill them. I must.
Axl Rose Guns N' Roses -
My kids think America is swimming pools on the roof, screening rooms, and hot dogs. They love it here.
Damian Lewis -
Adolf is a swine. He will give us all away. He only associates with reactionaries now. His old friends aren't good enough for him. Getting matey with the East Prussian generals. They're his cronies now. Adolf is turning into a gentleman. He's got himself a tail-coat now. Adolf knows exactly what I want. I've told him often enough. Not a second edition of the old imperial army. Are we revolutionaries or aren't we? Allons, enfants de la patrie! If we are, then something new must arise out of our élan, like the mass armies of the French Revolution. If we're not, then we'll go to the dogs. We've got to produce something new, don't you see? A new discipline. A new principle of organization. The generals are a lot of old fogeys. They never had a new idea.
Ernst Rohm -
Chickens are cheerless birds, I advise you to keep geese which can be taught to follow like dogs, one needs all the companionship one can get in these days.
Nancy Mitford