Laugh Quotes
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I've never used my weight to get a laugh. That is, used my size as the subject for humor. You never saw me stuck in a door-way or stuck in a chair.
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Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world's original sin. If the cave-man had known how to laugh, History would have been different.
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I've definitely become smuttier. When I first started out, I had these aspirations: 'I'm not going to do jokes about anything crude because I'm bigger and better than that.' But then, I don't know... It makes me laugh, so I started doing it.
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The best book, like the best speech, will do it all - make us laugh, think, cry and cheer - preferably in that order.
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Making my class laugh and getting in trouble. I was the class clown.
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A laugh is a terrible weapon.
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I offered her the flowers, which she took with a delightful laugh. She pulled my head down and kissed me on the cheek. She smelled of cigars and new car seats, horses and furniture polish, Stilton, Belgian chocolate and, behind it all, the hemp and the crowd and the last drop into oblivion.
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I cannot understand how anyone conscious of mortal sin can laugh or be merry.
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My dear Kepler, what would you say of the learned here, who, replete with the pertinacity of the asp, have steadfastly refused to cast a glance through the telescope? What shall we make of this? Shall we laugh, or shall we cry?
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A laugh costs too much when bought at the expense of virtue.
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When I heard the script of 'Loukyam,' I was laughing, as it was such a laugh riot. So all this made me sign the film.
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My whole thing is to entertain, make people laugh and to forget about the real world for awhile.
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We laugh at that which we cannot bear to face.
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Science is a hobby, and I'm really into it, but it's not my job. My job is to learn about comedy and to make people laugh. Science, for me, is probably a bit like Danny Baker's love of football or Rod Stewart's obsession with train sets.
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If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason.
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One of the biggest misconceptions about me is that I'm a comedian, which I'm not. A comedian is someone who can stand up in front of an audience and make you laugh. I've never done stand-up and I never will. I'm a comic actor. My comedy comes through my characters.
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Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.
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I go through my comments sometimes, and I'll just take snapshots of the terrible ones and send them to my friends. I know it's horrible, but they actually make me laugh. They make my day.
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We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him.
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At the end of the day, the only questions I will ask myself are... Did I love enough? Did I laugh enough? Did I make a difference?
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The two things that I require for anyone who's around me: you need to love food, and you need to be able to laugh.
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A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings.
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You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance.
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I like to laugh and make people have fun.
