Funny Quotes
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The funny thing is that my husband couldn't be sweeter. He looks like this bad boy. He's got tattoos and earrings and a mohawk, but when you talk to him and he's around you, he's such a gentleman. He holds doors for ladies. He pulls out chairs. He cooks. He cleans.
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'Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny.
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One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy's restroom and she wasn't embarrassed at all.
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I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
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When I read a script, I have to see the funny, and if I can see it's funny, it helps me to be able to transmit that.
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The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic, blonde actress with the funny voice.
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Michael is a funny character, for whom I have a great deal of affection. He sat across his desk and seemed to be a bit of a blunt fellow. We began talking about the characters and he opened up about his vision.
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I drove myself to the Emergency Room. That's a nice relaxing drive. "Noooo, after you. Merge-everybody merge."
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I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.
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Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.
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I always tell people that to be the funny person in a Steve Martin movie is like getting a call that Keith Moon wants you to play drums on his record. He should be playing drums on his record.
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I don't steer towards anything. I steer towards character and truth. If it's funny then so be it. If it's dramatic, so be it. I just steer towards characters.
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My fans are so funny, they make me laugh so much. I've got some really, really, funny, clever fans.
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I'm not interested in making horror-comedies, but I'm very interested in making scary movies with funny parts.
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Come around, feel the sound. Know you make my heart pound. Fill me up, bring me down; when I hear your sound.
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When human judgment and big data intersect there are some funny things that happen.
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I'm not that good looking. That's why 'Gangnam Style' works. If someone handsome uses that phrase it's just awkward. But if someone like me uses it, it's funny.
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One of the fun things about unreliable narrators is they can be funny. You can admire things about them and laugh with them.
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As a child, one of my defense mechanisms was to try to be funny. My mom tried to nurture that by putting me in acting class. But I got bored when we stopped pretending to be trees and actually had to work.
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What's David's role? David looks good, that's what David does. David looks good, and I'm the funny one, that's what I hear constantly. But I keep telling him that looks fade.
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When you grow up without it, you want to have it. It's funny, in America some people say, 'Why do you want to make money so much?' And I say, 'Well, I guess you didn't starve as a kid.'
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Let's have some new cliches.
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Girls are supposed to be feminine and demure. Comedy isn't about that, so you just have to unlearn it. Certain women are so pretty, they can't go weird enough to be funny. You have to be willing to be ugly. I'm lucky my face can look so hideous.
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I'm half Jewish, I'm half black, I look in-between. I dress funny. I play all these different styles of music on one record. It's like, What is he doing?
