Funny Quotes
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That is the job of a comedian: To take unpleasant subject matter and forcibly, with his hands, wring the funny out of it.
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I don't know if I realized that I was funny, but I realized how healing and important humor was in my childhood.
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The one thing that disturbs me about Alec is that people don't realize that he's really funny.
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The goal has been not to get pigeonholed. I like working in different genres. I'm gonna try to be entertaining and funny and do my usual thing.
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Yes, we do defend our office as we do defend our homes. This is a constitutional right everybody has, and nothing's funny about that. The only reason they get mad at the Black Panther Party when you do it is for the simple reason that we're political.
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I have a funny mental framework when I do physics. I create an imaginary audience in my head to explain things to - it is part of the way I think. For me, teaching and explaining, even to my imaginary audience, is part of the process.
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That was like swatting June bugs off a fly.
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Some of the vintage comedy on Radio 4 Extra wasn't very funny to begin with, whereas some things just get funnier regardless of the changes in public attitudes over the years.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger is funny. Some great one-liners, some great banter between him and the contestants on "The Apprentice" . And he's good!
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Respect your haters. They're the only ones who think you're better than them.
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And you're not happy but you're funny and I'm tripping over my joy. I just keep on gettin up again.
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Funny, I don't feel any more powerful today than yesterday.
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I tell girls all the time that the men that have fallen in love with me, have all fallen during a man repeller stage... funny how life works out like that.
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I'm not as funny as Chandler is. Because Chandler has thirty people writing for him.
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The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband.
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Yeah, it's funny how 30 years and having families and developing lives tends to change people.
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I grew up a really shy kid, but I always surrounded myself with a lot funny people. It depends on the day - if I feel like being quiet, I will be. I'm not a complete goofball, though.
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I'd love to do a comedy. I'm terrified of comedy. I don't think I'm funny, but I guess that's why it's so thrilling.
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I have nothing to lose, but something to gain.
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The reading public isn't born that doesn't think foreigners are either funny or faintly sinister.
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I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake.
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Finn doesn't have as much respect for Han's legacy as everybody else does, and Han finds that a bit charming. They team up and go on a mission together. The banter is very choppy, and the dialogue is pretty funny. Chewie enjoys the banter and the friction between the two, but they definitely have each other's backs.
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It usually takes two people a little while to learn where the funny buttons are and testy buttons are.
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What's great about having an audience is they can let you know what they don't think is funny, and you can just cut that out and keep trying.
