Funny Quotes
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There were a lot of R&B groups that were my heroes, but the funny thing about my career and the way it went and where it went, at first I didn't really want to do pop music. I was a little bit more into jazz and R&B.
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The townspeople outside the reservations had a very superior attitude toward Indians, which was kind of funny, because they weren't very wealthy; they were on the fringes of society themselves.
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Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.
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There's always something funny about men chasing women.
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It was funny that rank-and-file evangelicals were ahead of all the leadership. They saw for decades conservative Republicans had made promises to them on issues that were important to Christians and conservatives when they were running for office. But when they won, they didn't keep those promises.
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I don't think of myself as a comedian, but as an artist, a scientist and chemist who just happens to be funny. I started doing stand-up to add another level to my game. I feel that I'm a young rookie with a veteran's skill.
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It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.
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When I'm not thrilled, I get funny.
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The one thing that disturbs me about Alec is that people don't realize that he's really funny.
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It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.
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I feel like people are funny, and women are people, so I'm sick of the distinction.
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The funny thing about voice over is you can go in in sweatpants and have your hair all messed up, and no one will see you, and you can still deliver the same great product.
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When I was a kid, I wanted to be serious, like Daniel Day-Lewis. No one really dreams of being a comic actor, do they? Now I realise how stupid that is - and it's because comic acting isn't taken seriously enough. It's a discipline. You know instantly - either you're funny and getting the laughs, or you're not.
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I do think funny is like sexy. You're either funny and sexy, or you're not.
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Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.
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That was funny, yet sad. Kind of like getting tit-fucked by a clown.
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It was a scandal when I did French 'Playboy' in 2008, though I was never actually nude in it. I think it's really funny that I'll have a cover of 'Playboy' to show my grandkids.
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I have nothing to lose, but something to gain.
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Comedy is the slave of time. What seemed funny then is unlikely to seem funny now, just as what strikes us as funny now would not have seemed funny then.
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I have a Dominique Wilkins Hawks jersey that I still wear. That's probably my favorite one. What's funny is that I spend all this time collecting jerseys, and now people are out there collecting mine.
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Possibly I've become less funny as I've been happier.
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I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake.
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If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny.
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Her album is very much what she wanted to say, and it's funny going through the process with her and knowing what these songs are about and watching her mature into what she is now an artist as opposed to an 'American Idol' winner, ... That was probably the most fun I've had on a session. She was so much fun and very laid-back, but very sincere.
