Funny Quotes
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I'm totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David.
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When I'm not thrilled, I get funny.
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If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny.
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Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.
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It was a scandal when I did French 'Playboy' in 2008, though I was never actually nude in it. I think it's really funny that I'll have a cover of 'Playboy' to show my grandkids.
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I'm mourning with the rest of the world for the talented, gorgeous, funny, intelligent John Forsythe but my heart is broken for the loss of my dear, dear friend and neighbor. I will miss him terribly.
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One funny thing I realized is how many people had no idea that I was gay because they don't bother to look it up or ask.
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Her album is very much what she wanted to say, and it's funny going through the process with her and knowing what these songs are about and watching her mature into what she is now an artist as opposed to an 'American Idol' winner, ... That was probably the most fun I've had on a session. She was so much fun and very laid-back, but very sincere.
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Funny, how moms can tell you what to do no matter how old or big you are.
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When I started out, everyone seemed to be adopting these names... Johnny Rotten, Sid Vicious. I wasn't really Rotten or Vicious or Nasty, so I wanted something a bit more funny - yet something that seemed real rock 'n' roll... something that acknowledged my ambition.
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The anger that Uncle Junior has comes from my background. My father was the son of an Italian immigrant, and I've seen the fire of the Italian temperament. It can be explosive sometimes in ways that are both funny and tragic.
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I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me.
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I love being funny and talking with fellas.
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I find comedy to be really scary, because it can go so wrong so easily, and the margin for error is so huge - and I guess that's what makes it funny, that tension.
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I fear for the future of the planet. But in a funny way, I'm even sanguine about that.
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I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny.
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Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that - it's got to be funny.
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You know, it was just another presentation of my work, and a funny one, because the cards are quite different from the normal Tarot deck, no?
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Enos Cabell started out here with the Astros, and before that he was with the Orioles.
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I was born to be funny.
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It is funny what a year can do.
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I find something funny when it lives on many levels - a level of self-deprecation, of knowledge and heightened reality.
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Especially with comedy, you take massive risks because ultimately you're trying to be funny. If you're not funny, then it's really embarrassing and you look stupid.
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You just tell a good story where you're funny and it makes people laugh.
