Laughing Quotes

• Laugh at yourself and at life. Not in the spirit of derision or whining self-pity, but as a remedy, a miracle drug, that will ease your pain, cure your depression, and help you to put in perspective that seemingly terrible defeat... Never take yourself too seriously.

  

  Og Mandino
  • Life
  • Help
  • Pain

• To die laughing must be the most glorious of all glorious deaths!

  

  Edgar Allan Poe
  • Die
  • Glorious
  • Deaths

• We don't laugh because we're happy - we're happy because we laugh.

  

  William James
  • Happiness
  • Laughter
  • Laughing

• I grew up hiking and horseback riding in Tennessee, so I love being outside. I will joyfully run 12 miles, but I'm not very good at boot camps. When they start yelling, I start laughing.

  

  Rachel Boston
  • Good
  • Grew
  • Yelling

• I want a soul mate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t already know, and make me laugh. I don’t care what you look like, just turn me on. And if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow. I will nibble your mukluks with my own teeth. I will do your windows. I will care about your feelings. Just have something in there.

  

  Henry Rollins Black Flag
  • Soul
  • Feelings
  • Snow

• Do you laugh in the right places? Then, you’ll get along, in fair weather or foul. Humor is nothing less than a sense of the fitness of things. Something that’s out of proportion, like an inflated ego, should strike you funny, particularly if it’s your own inflated ego. Otherwise you are pathetic and quite hopeless.

  

  Carole Lombard
  • Funny
  • Ego
  • Fitness

• As a comedian, I don't know if they're laughing because it's funny or if they're laughing at me because I'm not funny. And I'm thinking, 'Who cares? They're laughing.' If you go on stage, and they're laughing at you full-on for 60 minutes? You know, whatever puts them in the seats.

  

  Larry the Cable Guy
  • Thinking
  • Funny
  • Me

• The only kind of love worth having is the kind that goes on living and laughing and fighting and loving.

  

  Dalton Trumbo
  • Love
  • Fighting
  • For Him

• A fantasy of mine is to do a podcast that's Marcel Marceau and I, and you only hear me laughing at him and trying to figure out what he's doing.

  

  Zach Galifianakis
  • Laughing
  • Fantasy
  • Figure

• The birds laugh loud and long together When Fashion's followers speed away At the first cool breath of autumn weather. Why, this is the time, cry the birds, to stay! When the deep calm sea and the deep sky over Both look their passion through sun-kissed space, As a blue-eyed maid and her blue-eyed lover Might each gaze into the other's face.

  

  Ella Wheeler Wilcox
  • Time
  • Long
  • Why

• I was always silly in high school. I used to always get in trouble because I was laughing. I've always thought I was funny but never thought I could use it to make money. In 1996, I decided I was going to use my humor to get on TV to make money.

  

  Retta
  • Thought
  • Because
  • Decided

• Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

  

  Anthony Robbins
  • People
  • Dream
  • Laughing

• Crying with the wise is better than laughing with the fool.

  

  Gautama Buddha
  • Wise
  • Fool
  • Laughing

• If you can laugh at your mistakes, it's a good thing.

  

  Ozzy Osbourne Black Sabbath
  • Mistake
  • Laughing

• I'm an idiot, basically. I don't think that I'm a dumb guy, but I also realise that I have access to about 0.1 percent of the information that I need to have a truly informed opinion about half the stuff I talk about. I'm like that loud guy in the bar, who kind of makes sense for about ten minutes, and then you realise he flunked everything at high school so you just laugh at him.

  

  Bill Burr
  • Thinking
  • School
  • Guy

• Defend my honor protect my pride the good advice i always hated but looking back it made me greater .. u make me laugh u make me hoarse from yelling at you and getting at u.

  

  Nicki Minaj
  • Good
  • Advice
  • Pride

• My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.

  

  Zach Galifianakis
  • People
  • Dad
  • Understand

• When anybody laughs, he has no mind, no thought, no problem, no suffering.

  

  H. W. L. Poonja
  • Mind
  • Funny
  • Suffering

• Laughing can serve you in dark moments and even help you crawl your way back out.

  

  Ryan Reynolds
  • Laughing
  • Serve
  • Crawl

• I had passed on from life, from the world of struggles and hardship and big fat women with annoying laughs, and entered a glorious new existence of utter peace, and joy, and love. And then some git brought me back to life

  

  Yahtzee Croshaw
  • Life
  • World
  • Women

• I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.

  

  Wilson Mizner
  • Laughing
  • Judging

• Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man.

  

  William Shakespeare
  • Men
  • Bloody
  • Scorn

• Sometimes you'll laugh. Sometimes you'll cry. Life never tells us, the when's or why's. When you've got friends, to wish you well. You'll find your point when. You will exhale.

  

  Whitney Houston
  • Life
  • Why
  • Friends

• I wanted to be a psychologist. You know, I thought that's what I'd be doing and it just goes to show you that, if you tell God your plans, He will laugh in your face.

  

  Gabourey Sidibe
  • God
  • Faces
  • Your Face

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