Ass Quotes
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I would recommend that any writer get off their ass at least once and just try it. Directing is a completely different set of muscles. It also affects your writing because, once you start directing, you tend to write your scripts with directing in mind.
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I literally had a very articulate, though highly impaired, homeless man say to me, “Smokey! I love you! What’s happening with Jacob?” Here’s a guy living on the street, but he finds a way to watch Lost! And I’m looking at him, thinking, Your priorities are completely ass-backward!
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I am such a tender ass, if my hair do but tickle me, I must scratch.
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I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses.
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Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up.
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You dull ass will not mend his pace with beating.
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The ass will carry his load, but not a double load; ride not a free horse to death.
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I detest limitations of any kind, and intend to establish my ass some place where I am a virgin on the police blotter.
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I'm a wealthy man now. I've got a flat, a car, I have enough money to buy food. I skate to make the people happy. If somebody skates to earn money, I don't care. I skate for the people. Besides, it's pleasant to supply Russia with gold medals.
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Develop a built-in bullshit detector.
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Whether you sniff it smoke it eat it or shove it up your ass the result is the same: addiction.
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If I had one wish I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss.
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Don't be a jerk to other comics and don't let the business beat you down, stay positive and if you work your ass off you're going to get somewhere.
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I'm a perfectionist. It's a big pain in the ass and it takes a lot of my time, but it really is going well and I have to do my own things.
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I had a professor one time... He said, 'Class, you will forget almost everything I will teach you in here, so please remember this: that God spoke to Balaam through his ass, and He has been speaking through asses ever since. So, if God should choose to speak through you, you need not think too highly of yourself. And, if on meeting someone, right away you recognize what they are, listen to them anyway'.
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I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too.
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Critics must excuse me if I compare them to certain animals called asses, who, by gnawing vines, originally taught the great advantage of pruning them.
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We can't all be stars; we can't all be leaders. We are all God's creatures, living life, and we have that God light in us and we're supposed to let it shine. And not everybody wants to be like me and stick their neck out to get up on stage and perform. There are those like me, but there are also those that are of a shyer nature. And they're smarter than most of us that are out there showing our asses.
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You can never look that tough in glasses. ... You never see somebody push up their glasses and say, "I'm gonna kick your ass."
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Once I knew the depth where no hope was and darkness lay on the face of all things. Then love came and set my soul free.
