Ass Quotes
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We want all our friends to tell us our bad qualities; it is only the particular ass that does so whom we can't tolerate.
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You beef wit me, I'm-a even the score equally. Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally.
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Don't blow smoke up my ass. You'll ruin my autopsy
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I am such a tender ass, if my hair do but tickle me, I must scratch.
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I would recommend that any writer get off their ass at least once and just try it. Directing is a completely different set of muscles. It also affects your writing because, once you start directing, you tend to write your scripts with directing in mind.
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Develop a built-in bullshit detector.
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A man is but an ass
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When that fire hit your ass, it will sober your ass up quick! I saw something, I went, Well, that's a pretty blue. You know what? That looks like... FIRE! Fire is inspirational. They should use it in the Olympics, because I ran the 100 in 4.3.
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I'm a wealthy man now. I've got a flat, a car, I have enough money to buy food. I skate to make the people happy. If somebody skates to earn money, I don't care. I skate for the people. Besides, it's pleasant to supply Russia with gold medals.
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I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too.
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You dull ass will not mend his pace with beating.
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What is said behind my back is said to my ass.
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If I had one wish I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss.
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Critics must excuse me if I compare them to certain animals called asses, who, by gnawing vines, originally taught the great advantage of pruning them.
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I'm a perfectionist. It's a big pain in the ass and it takes a lot of my time, but it really is going well and I have to do my own things.
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You can never look that tough in glasses. ... You never see somebody push up their glasses and say, "I'm gonna kick your ass."
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I had a professor one time... He said, 'Class, you will forget almost everything I will teach you in here, so please remember this: that God spoke to Balaam through his ass, and He has been speaking through asses ever since. So, if God should choose to speak through you, you need not think too highly of yourself. And, if on meeting someone, right away you recognize what they are, listen to them anyway'.
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Don't be a jerk to other comics and don't let the business beat you down, stay positive and if you work your ass off you're going to get somewhere.
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Once I knew the depth where no hope was and darkness lay on the face of all things. Then love came and set my soul free.
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[On being overweight:] If I tried to haul ass, I would have to make two trips.
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We can't all be stars; we can't all be leaders. We are all God's creatures, living life, and we have that God light in us and we're supposed to let it shine. And not everybody wants to be like me and stick their neck out to get up on stage and perform. There are those like me, but there are also those that are of a shyer nature. And they're smarter than most of us that are out there showing our asses.