Ass Quotes
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I suppose all of those New Romantic clubs were quite up their own asses in a way. Well, Taboo was up its own ass in a different way, but not in terms of rules.
Boy George Culture Club -
You the type that be runnin ya mouth. See you on the block wanna run in ya house.
Nicki Minaj
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When I wrote 'My Humps,' I said, 'This is the stupidest thing ever,' but in a good way. I always wondered what it must be like to be a girl, always gettin' pulled on. Maybe she's the smartest genius on the planet, but she's rackin' double Ds with a 26-inch waist and a big ol' ass and no one's ever gonna see her like that because that's the way the world is today.
will.i.am -
Good evening everybody, my name is Robbie Williams, this is my band and for the next two hours YOUR ASS IS MINE!
Robbie Williams Take That -
The ass bears the load, but not the overload.
Miguel de Cervantes -
Don't be afraid of making an ass of yourself. I do it all the time and look what I got.
William Shatner -
If anybody is getting their ass handed to them, it's not Al Pachino. It's coming toward you. I'm psychotic.
Johnny Depp -
I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses.
Thomas Edward Yorke Atoms for Peace
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If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
Jack Roy -
I would recommend that any writer get off their ass at least once and just try it. Directing is a completely different set of muscles. It also affects your writing because, once you start directing, you tend to write your scripts with directing in mind.
Amy Sherman-Palladino -
To all those who've tried to belong, and just didn't fit in you are loved. To all those who've tried to stand out and be heard you're admired. To all those who've tried to be themselves, only to be shut down you are supported. To all those who've tried to kill themselves because life's unfairyoure NOT alone. Love your friends, love your enemies, because in the end, they'll all be kissing your ass when you make it.
Gerard Way My Chemical Romance -
Complainin' to my lawyer how this rookie tried to frisk me... Jealous of my jeep, I gave his badge to the chief, And got his ass directin' traffic in the heat for a week.
Robert Fitzgerald Diggs Achozen -
What are you gonna do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back?
Abraham Lincoln -
We want all our friends to tell us our bad qualities; it is only the particular ass that does so whom we can't tolerate.
William James
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Love is nothing but a pain in the ass.
Ava Gardner -
So my reaction to hearing this corny-ass, horrible song "With Arms Wide Open" by Creed is violent, uncontrollable, sustained weeping.
Michael Ian Black -
The ass will carry his load, but not a double load; ride not a free horse to death.
Miguel de Cervantes -
You beef wit me, I'm-a even the score equally. Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally.
Marshall Bruce Mathers III Bad Meets Evil' -
I am such a tender ass, if my hair do but tickle me, I must scratch.
William Shakespeare -
You look at material a different way when your ass is on the line financially for it. You want to know where the big laughs are, and how we're going to sell this.
Mike Judge
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A man is but an ass
W. S. Gilbert -
If I had one wish I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss.
Marshall Bruce Mathers III Bad Meets Evil' -
I try not to think about marks, the first place or gold medal. The most important thing is to show what you are capable of on ice. The rest will come on its own.
Evgeni Plushenko -
I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too.
Gerard Way My Chemical Romance