Ass Quotes
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We were the only band in history that was directed by an ass.
Scotty Moore
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When I wrote 'My Humps,' I said, 'This is the stupidest thing ever,' but in a good way. I always wondered what it must be like to be a girl, always gettin' pulled on. Maybe she's the smartest genius on the planet, but she's rackin' double Ds with a 26-inch waist and a big ol' ass and no one's ever gonna see her like that because that's the way the world is today.
will.i.am
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Good evening everybody, my name is Robbie Williams, this is my band and for the next two hours YOUR ASS IS MINE!
Robbie Williams
Take That
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There's a horse's ass for every light on Broadway.
David Merrick
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To all those who've tried to belong, and just didn't fit in you are loved. To all those who've tried to stand out and be heard you're admired. To all those who've tried to be themselves, only to be shut down you are supported. To all those who've tried to kill themselves because life's unfairyoure NOT alone. Love your friends, love your enemies, because in the end, they'll all be kissing your ass when you make it.
Gerard Way
My Chemical Romance
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If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
Jack Roy
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Complainin' to my lawyer how this rookie tried to frisk me...
Jealous of my jeep, I gave his badge to the chief,
And got his ass directin' traffic in the heat for a week.
Robert Fitzgerald Diggs
Achozen
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I'm brandin', I aint talking bout Presley. I keep a sniper, I aint talking bout Wesley.
Nicki Minaj
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Love is nothing but a pain in the ass.
Ava Gardner
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I try not to think about marks, the first place or gold medal. The most important thing is to show what you are capable of on ice. The rest will come on its own.
Evgeni Plushenko
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My grandmother used to discipline me, I mean, beat my ass, and I deserved them, too.
Richard Pryor
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Remember - the fault is in the garment, certainly not the girl. There is nothing whatsoever wrong with the shape of her. Some designers cut their clothes for certain body types and others for others. Occasionally the pattern will make her ass look strangely square or the fabric will cling in an unflattering way, but Not Cut Well is always the answer, and it has the extremely delightful quality of saving your ass and being completely true at the same time. Use it wisely.
S. Bear Bergman
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I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the feeling that I haven't just been sitting on my ass all afternoon.
William Francis Buckley
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I suppose all of those New Romantic clubs were quite up their own asses in a way. Well, Taboo was up its own ass in a different way, but not in terms of rules.
Boy George
Culture Club
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The ass will carry his load, but not a double load; ride not a free horse to death.
Miguel de Cervantes
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I literally had a very articulate, though highly impaired, homeless man say to me, “Smokey! I love you! What’s happening with Jacob?” Here’s a guy living on the street, but he finds a way to watch Lost! And I’m looking at him, thinking, Your priorities are completely ass-backward!
Titus Welliver
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We want all our friends to tell us our bad qualities; it is only the particular ass that does so whom we can't tolerate.
William James
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The ass bears the load, but not the overload.
Miguel de Cervantes
