Ass Quotes

• You look at material a different way when your ass is on the line financially for it. You want to know where the big laughs are, and how we're going to sell this.

  

  Mike Judge
  • Different
  • Laughing
  • Financially

• No one's coming in seeing my dogs, daughter or the crack of my ass, forget it.

  

  Courtney Love
  • Daughter
  • Dogs
  • Crack

• People are all the same. We need a personal reason to get our asses off the couch.

  

  Olen Steinhauer
  • People
  • Needs
  • Ass

• My grandmother used to discipline me, I mean, beat my ass, and I deserved them, too.

  

  Richard Pryor
  • Mean
  • Discipline
  • Grandmother

• If anybody is getting their ass handed to them, it's not Al Pachino. It's coming toward you. I'm psychotic.

  

  Johnny Depp
  • Ass
  • Psychotic
  • All Pachino

• Love is nothing but a pain in the ass.

  

  Ava Gardner
  • Pain
  • Love Is
  • Ass

• I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the feeling that I haven't just been sitting on my ass all afternoon.

  

  William Francis Buckley
  • Work
  • Kind
  • Feelings

• I'm brandin', I aint talking bout Presley. I keep a sniper, I aint talking bout Wesley.

  

  Nicki Minaj
  • Talking
  • Bragging
  • Badass

• There's a horse's ass for every light on Broadway.

  

  David Merrick
  • Horse
  • Ass
  • Broadway

• If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.

  

  Jack Roy
  • Pain
  • Sex
  • Ass

• We were the only band in history that was directed by an ass.

  

  Scotty Moore
  • Band
  • Ass
  • Directed

• To all those who've tried to belong, and just didn't fit in you are loved. To all those who've tried to stand out and be heard you're admired. To all those who've tried to be themselves, only to be shut down you are supported. To all those who've tried to kill themselves because life's unfairyoure NOT alone. Love your friends, love your enemies, because in the end, they'll all be kissing your ass when you make it.

  

  Gerard Way My Chemical Romance
  • Love
  • Friends
  • Enemies

• Complainin' to my lawyer how this rookie tried to frisk me... Jealous of my jeep, I gave his badge to the chief, And got his ass directin' traffic in the heat for a week.

  

  Robert Fitzgerald Diggs Achozen
  • Rap
  • Week
  • Lawyer

• Good evening everybody, my name is Robbie Williams, this is my band and for the next two hours YOUR ASS IS MINE!

  

  Robbie Williams Take That
  • Band
  • Name
  • Mine

• The ass bears the load, but not the overload.

  

  Miguel de Cervantes
  • Ass
  • Load
  • Overload

• We want all our friends to tell us our bad qualities; it is only the particular ass that does so whom we can't tolerate.

  

  William James
  • Quality
  • Doe
  • Tolerate

• I try not to think about marks, the first place or gold medal. The most important thing is to show what you are capable of on ice. The rest will come on its own.

  

  Evgeni Plushenko
  • Important
  • Trying
  • Gold

• I suppose all of those New Romantic clubs were quite up their own asses in a way. Well, Taboo was up its own ass in a different way, but not in terms of rules.

  

  Boy George Culture Club
  • Different
  • Way
  • Term

• Don't blow smoke up my ass. You'll ruin my autopsy

  

  William Parrish
  • Blow
  • Smoke
  • Ruins

• A man is but an ass

  

  W. S. Gilbert
  • Men
  • Fighting
  • Ass

• I literally had a very articulate, though highly impaired, homeless man say to me, “Smokey! I love you! What’s happening with Jacob?” Here’s a guy living on the street, but he finds a way to watch Lost! And I’m looking at him, thinking, Your priorities are completely ass-backward!

  

  Titus Welliver
  • Guy
  • Lost
  • Streets

• Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up.

  

  Ernest Hemingway
  • Writing
  • Mind
  • Travel

• You beef wit me, I'm-a even the score equally. Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally.

  

  Marshall Bruce Mathers III Bad Meets Evil'
  • Revenge
  • Wit
  • Retribution

• Remember - the fault is in the garment, certainly not the girl. There is nothing whatsoever wrong with the shape of her. Some designers cut their clothes for certain body types and others for others. Occasionally the pattern will make her ass look strangely square or the fabric will cling in an unflattering way, but Not Cut Well is always the answer, and it has the extremely delightful quality of saving your ass and being completely true at the same time. Use it wisely.

  

  S. Bear Bergman
  • Remember
  • Girl
  • Quality

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