Bill Engvall Quotes

I've come up with the three things you never want to hear at your kid's parent/teacher conference. Number one: 'You're only responsible for the first $10,000 worth of damage.' Number two: 'We have medication for this.' And number three: 'It was more than an ounce and he was less than 100 yards from the school.'

Bill Engvall

Quotes to Explore

My parents came to see me in a play at Eton when I was 16. And then, when I said I wanted to try for drama school, they knew there was enough passion there for them to be brave and back me.

Damian Lewis
- School
- Parents
- Passion
I do small things. I try to do good things every day.

Jackie Chan
- Good
- Small
- Day
Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.

Nancy Cartwright
- Insult
- Okay
- Principal
Why would I want a place of my own? Then I would have to things worry about, like doing laundry and having food in the fridge.

Rafael Nadal
- Why
- Want
- Food
I recently read an article on how I was dropped from a film because I couldn't dance! It was so ridiculous that I decided to shut up about it. Let people say what they want to. It's such a waste of time.

Kajal Aggarwal
- People
- Up
- Time
When I write, I feel that I'm writing with my intellect. When I paint, I think it's some other force making me paint. I - as I wrote in my novel 'My Name is Red' - watch with amazement what my hand is doing on the paper, what kind of line, what kind of strange, beautiful thing it's doing in spite of my will, so to speak.

Orhan Pamuk
- Writing
- Beautiful
- Hand