Bill Engvall Quotes
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In syndication, the biggest buyers are car dealerships.
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Engvall and his wife are packing up their stuff to move, with a U-Haul sitting in their driveway.
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Engvall is in the park flying a kite with his son.
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15 Degrees Off Cool (2007)
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I've really got no complaints.
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I used to hunt and fish.
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I always wanted to be an actor. I always wanted to be John Wayne.
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on being condescended to by a flight attendant Ma'am, when I got up this morning, I didn't wanna be a jackass...you just pushed my jackass button.
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I have fun on stage, so people think maybe they should, too.
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I don't pick on people.
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Tow truck is pulling Bill's car out of his driveway
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I think you can ban guns if you can just pull the trigger and 60 bullets fire out.
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I have been passed over on some things because people didn't think I was edgy enough. But the people who took those gigs are gone now, and I am still here.
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Talking about the difference between the first and twentieth year of marriage Remember that first year of marriage, you used to argue just so you could make up and have sex? Twenty years later, you're arguing just so they'll sleep in the other room.
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I'm a blue collar guy.
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As my wife says, I'll never fully retire, but it'll start to slow down. I'll continue to do the local gigs or go to Las Vegas. But I won't be going out to Ohio to play an Indian casino anymore. Those will probably go by the wayside.
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A Decade of Laughs (2004)
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I don't believe there's any reason for a person like myself to own an AK-47.
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Engvall is in an office elevator going up.
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Now people live into their 90s and beyond. As long as I have quality of life, I'm good.