Elvis Costello (Declan Patrick MacManus) Quotes
What do we care, if the world is a joke? We'll give it a big kiss, we'll give it a poke. Death wears a big hat cause he's a big bloke.
 
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	I would like all French children to have unlimited opportunities opened up for them as French minister of education.   
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	Track and field was very big when I was growing up.   
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	My father had a flourishing business as a publisher in North India.   
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	Acting is the most insecure profession in the world - you're insecure if you're successful, you're insecure if you're not. A tightrope walk without a net. It's a miracle I'm still standing!   
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	You're allowed to make things for women on television, and there's not like... you don't have to go through the humiliation of having made something directed at women. There it's just accepted, whereas if it's a feature, it's like 'So, talk to me about chick flicks.' It's like... I don't think you want to hear my opinion about this.   
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	I'm enslaved to writing to the point where I sacrifice almost everything else.   
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	I like Louis C.K., Chris Rock. Old schools like Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy.   
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	The Enron scandal is worthy of the highest level of scrutiny, both because of the enormity of the crimes that may have been committed and because of what the largest bankruptcy in American history has already begun to reveal about the weaknesses in our nation's corporate structures and regulatory oversight.   
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	I'm fascinated by the people I grew up with and the mistakes I made - and God, I have screwed up. I like writing about where it all went off course.   
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	Uncertainty doesn't make life worth living, quite, but it does make striving and gambling worth attempting.   
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	Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.   
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	If you care about the news and write what you want to read - not just what you think Google search wants to read - there are people out there who want to read it.   
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	I don't watch much television.   
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	'This is Alvin Smith,' said Cooper. 'He’s a man of inestimable abilities, but only because nobody has cared enough to estimate them.'   
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	Sitcoms routinely portray women hitting men, almost never portray men hitting women. When he fails to leave, it is not called 'Battered Man Syndrome'; it is called comedy.   
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	Bubbles! Oh come on Sharon! I'm fucking Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of fucking Darkness. Evil! Evil! What's fucking evil about a buttload of fucking bubbles!?   
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	It's not enough to be talented. It's not enough to work hard and to study late into the night. You must also become intimately aware of the methods you use to reach your decisions. Garry Kasparov
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	The only place in London where one can forget that it is Sunday.   
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	I don't want to be that parent that puts my kids into what I think they should be in, you know what I mean?   
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	...the time to hesitate is through no time to wallowin the mire Try now we can only lose and our love become a funeral pyre...   
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	During college I realized I had a music predisposition and really got involved in it. I started playing bass guitar. That was how I began to fit in.   
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	Some are born to move the world, to live their fantasiesBut most of us just dream about the things we'd like to beSadder still to watch it die, then never to have known itFor you, the blind who once could seeThe bell tolls for thee... - Losing It (1982)   
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	What do we care, if the world is a joke? We'll give it a big kiss, we'll give it a poke. Death wears a big hat cause he's a big bloke.   
 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					