Pauly Shore Quotes
Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid.

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But in the long run we're not going to be able to keep out of state trash away from Pennsylvania.
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I don't miss acting at all.
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It is only since linguistics has become more aware of its object of study, i.e. perceives the whole extent of it, that it is evident that this science can make a contribution to a range of studies that will be of interest to almost anyone.
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I believe that athletes - especially female athletes in the world's leading sport for women - should serve as role models.
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Of strong importance to me is the defense of minority rights, not just racial minorities, but ideological and religious minorities.
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There is no other way of writing a novel than to begin at the beginning at to continue to the end.
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When you are not missing something, longing for something, you don't really think about it that much. It's like that girlfriend you don't want to have anymore. You don't think about her anymore. Or ex-husband. You just don't.
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We need to see a Palestinian state.
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Stand by your man. Give him two arms to cling to and something warm to come to.
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I like to have something to base a role on.
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A good model can advance fashion by ten years.
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My hero wants to belong too, but he doesn't want to give up all the things he came to value in the west.
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I enjoyed my time in the WRAF. There were plenty of people at the airfields where I worked, and they were all very good company.
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If you were to come to the set of Alias, you'd know how silly we all are. And I mean, silly.
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It requires genius to make a good pun - some men of bright parts can't reach it.
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If they can't do it in California, it can't be done anywhere.
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A love of books, of holding a book, turning its pages, looking at its pictures, and living its fascinating stories goes hand-in-hand with a love of learning.
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When I am getting ready to reason with a man, I spend one-third of my time thinking about myself and what I am going to say and two-thirds about him and what he is going to say.
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It is weird. People will say, 'Oh my God, I love you.' And I'll say, 'Oh, that's so sweet. Thank you.' And the people who are walking around with me for the first time will say, 'I don't understand what happened. Somebody just told you they love you. I don't even understand what that means.'
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When I was on Broadway, I got really sick with walking pneumonia. I decided not to take my health for granted anymore and make it a priority. The great thing is, the pounds just started to fall off.
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You've got to do something with all the books you've read, so you might as well imagine you've optioned them.
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There is no benefit to the conservative sinner in being a conservative. There is great benefit to the liberal sinner in being a liberal.
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Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.
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Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid.