Pauly Shore Quotes
Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid.
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But in the long run we're not going to be able to keep out of state trash away from Pennsylvania.
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I don't miss acting at all.
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I believe that athletes - especially female athletes in the world's leading sport for women - should serve as role models.
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Of strong importance to me is the defense of minority rights, not just racial minorities, but ideological and religious minorities.
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When you are not missing something, longing for something, you don't really think about it that much. It's like that girlfriend you don't want to have anymore. You don't think about her anymore. Or ex-husband. You just don't.
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We need to see a Palestinian state.
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Stand by your man. Give him two arms to cling to and something warm to come to.
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I like to have something to base a role on.
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A good model can advance fashion by ten years.
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My hero wants to belong too, but he doesn't want to give up all the things he came to value in the west.
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I enjoyed my time in the WRAF. There were plenty of people at the airfields where I worked, and they were all very good company.
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If you were to come to the set of Alias, you'd know how silly we all are. And I mean, silly.
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It requires genius to make a good pun - some men of bright parts can't reach it.
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If they can't do it in California, it can't be done anywhere.
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A love of books, of holding a book, turning its pages, looking at its pictures, and living its fascinating stories goes hand-in-hand with a love of learning.
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When I am getting ready to reason with a man, I spend one-third of my time thinking about myself and what I am going to say and two-thirds about him and what he is going to say.
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Anytime I audition for something, it's always a question of whether or not the people I'm auditioning for understand I'm an improviser and I like to do that, and if they like that or if they just want someone who's going to do what's written.
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Machines were, it may be said, the weapon employed by the capitalists to quell the revolt of specialized labor.
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I don't know how many companies I've bought in my life, and most of them I've bought from children whose father has passed away, and they say, 'Now we're free, would you like to buy it?'
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Many problems are so complex that even if we had the money to fix them, we wouldn't know how to do it. Fixing inner-city schools, reducing obesity, creating peace in the Middle East are just a few examples.
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I don't really know how music and comedy are similar. I try never to dissect it theoretically or academically.
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It's almost like he's started to sound even more exotic the more people started doing him. I don't know why, but there's just something about Al Gore that makes me laugh.
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If you want to be respected by others the great thing is to respect yourself. Only by that, only by self-respect will you compel others to respect you.
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Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid.
