Pauly Shore Quotes
Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid.
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But in the long run we're not going to be able to keep out of state trash away from Pennsylvania.
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I don't miss acting at all.
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I believe that athletes - especially female athletes in the world's leading sport for women - should serve as role models.
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Of strong importance to me is the defense of minority rights, not just racial minorities, but ideological and religious minorities.
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There is no other way of writing a novel than to begin at the beginning at to continue to the end.
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When you are not missing something, longing for something, you don't really think about it that much. It's like that girlfriend you don't want to have anymore. You don't think about her anymore. Or ex-husband. You just don't.
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We need to see a Palestinian state.
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Stand by your man. Give him two arms to cling to and something warm to come to.
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I like to have something to base a role on.
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A good model can advance fashion by ten years.
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My hero wants to belong too, but he doesn't want to give up all the things he came to value in the west.
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I enjoyed my time in the WRAF. There were plenty of people at the airfields where I worked, and they were all very good company.
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If you were to come to the set of Alias, you'd know how silly we all are. And I mean, silly.
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It requires genius to make a good pun - some men of bright parts can't reach it.
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If they can't do it in California, it can't be done anywhere.
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A love of books, of holding a book, turning its pages, looking at its pictures, and living its fascinating stories goes hand-in-hand with a love of learning.
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When I am getting ready to reason with a man, I spend one-third of my time thinking about myself and what I am going to say and two-thirds about him and what he is going to say.
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Anytime I audition for something, it's always a question of whether or not the people I'm auditioning for understand I'm an improviser and I like to do that, and if they like that or if they just want someone who's going to do what's written.
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As long as we have practiced neither concentration nor mindfulness, the ego takes itself for granted and remains its usual normal size, as big as the people around one will allow.
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For me, I've always found people who stand up and spritz themselves all over their clothes very odd. I'm a big bath addict, and I get up in the morning, and I have a big bath. But when I get out, and I'm still hot but fresh out of the bath, that's when I apply scent. I just have it on my bare skin; I never apply it to my clothes.
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Science is the captain, and practice the soldiers.
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All my dance moves are improv. I just make them up on the spot.
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Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid.
