Pauly Shore Quotes
Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid.
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But in the long run we're not going to be able to keep out of state trash away from Pennsylvania.
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I don't miss acting at all.
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I believe that athletes - especially female athletes in the world's leading sport for women - should serve as role models.
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Of strong importance to me is the defense of minority rights, not just racial minorities, but ideological and religious minorities.
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When you are not missing something, longing for something, you don't really think about it that much. It's like that girlfriend you don't want to have anymore. You don't think about her anymore. Or ex-husband. You just don't.
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We need to see a Palestinian state.
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Stand by your man. Give him two arms to cling to and something warm to come to.
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I like to have something to base a role on.
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A good model can advance fashion by ten years.
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My hero wants to belong too, but he doesn't want to give up all the things he came to value in the west.
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I enjoyed my time in the WRAF. There were plenty of people at the airfields where I worked, and they were all very good company.
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If you were to come to the set of Alias, you'd know how silly we all are. And I mean, silly.
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It requires genius to make a good pun - some men of bright parts can't reach it.
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If they can't do it in California, it can't be done anywhere.
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A love of books, of holding a book, turning its pages, looking at its pictures, and living its fascinating stories goes hand-in-hand with a love of learning.
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When I am getting ready to reason with a man, I spend one-third of my time thinking about myself and what I am going to say and two-thirds about him and what he is going to say.
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Anytime I audition for something, it's always a question of whether or not the people I'm auditioning for understand I'm an improviser and I like to do that, and if they like that or if they just want someone who's going to do what's written.
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Machines were, it may be said, the weapon employed by the capitalists to quell the revolt of specialized labor.
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I'm a really good cook. I bake a lot. I cook dinner most nights. I cook everything from Italian food to Mexican food. But if I'm going to some place and it's a potluck, I'm always the one to bring dessert!
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Racquetball is the only sport where simultaneously you can be looking at the ball and it'll hit you in the back of the head at 90 miles per hour.
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Cultists do not want to admit they have been manipulated by charisma. Nigerian money scheme victims do not want to accept that they had been swindled. To accept those realities is to accept their own faults. Denial of our own weaknesses is something we all suffer from time to time.
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Psychology keeps trying to vindicate human nature. History keeps undermining the effort.
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The smaller you strip things down, the more you depend on the songs and yourself, as opposed to arrangements.
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Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid.
