Jasper Carrott Quotes

I was never the class clown, and I've no idea where the comedy came from.

Jasper Carrott

Comedy

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Eating ready-made meals is about being very passive, and actively cooking is something that nothing compares to.

Yotam Ottolenghi
- Cooking
- Nothing
- Eating
In general, I think the world is a good place if you work hard, believe in yourself, have good intentions, and if you are kind to people, I believe that good things happen to you.

Rachel Platten
- People
- World
- Good
If you want to put golf back on the front pages again, and you don't have a Bobby Jones or a Francis Ouimet handy, here's what you do: You send an aging Jack Nicklaus out in the last round of the Masters and let him kill more foreigners than a general named Eisenhower.

Dan Jenkins
- Want
- Golf
- Aging
When you play for one run, that's usually all you get. I have nothing against the bunt in its place, but most of the time, that place is in the bottom of a long-forgotten closet.

Earl Weaver
- Time
- Long
- Play
When you have all these traces of trash moving around, you can ask yourself how can we make the system more efficient. Then we can make better decisions. And perhaps we will not throw away the plastic bottles that go every day to the dump.

Carlo Ratti
- Day
- Moving
- Yourself
When men are romantically interested in you, it's really simple. Just ignore everything they say and only pay attention to what they do.

Randy Pausch
- Men
- Attention
- Simple