Jim Gaffigan Quotes
I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators. Stand-up comedy is very much a conversation. It's very personal, stylistically.
Quotes to Explore
-
When you read about the best places to work, it's never about salary; it's about catered lunches, the daycare - it's the cool stuff that matters.
-
I've had my run in with trouble. Fortunately, you know, one slap on the hand is usually the last time for me... I learned my lesson.
-
The health industry, the fitness industry, was really starting to pick up. This was around the mid 80's.
-
It's funny to think that when you get done with an acting job, you're considered unemployed. There are definitely times when those checks don't last forever. I went to college at a private school, and I racked up quite a bit of debt. I was very slow to pay them back.
-
But freedom, liberty, is an attribute of the soul and it may exist even when the body is in bondage.
-
If you're driving, and a cop is behind you, you automatically think they're going to pull you over, but cops have so much more going on than to think about pulling you over. The last thing a real cop wants to do is write a ticket. That's the truth.
-
I went out there, and I fought Anderson Silva, and you know what? I got a big W, and that's massive for my career going forward.
-
Race, redemption and healing - that's my thing.
-
I think of myself as a performance artist. I hate being called a pop star. I hate that.
-
I never, never thought one day I will sing at La Scala or I will get the Grammy. I'm lucky. I work a lot with a teacher, with my coach.
-
I've never had any desire to be good. I don't like goodness particularly.
-
There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-
Look back, and smile on perils past.
-
It is better to entertain an idea than to take it home to live with you for the rest of your life.
-
From compassion springs humility. The ego is verily a gateway to hell. The person who is egoistic is far from being religious.
-
I live in a small world of gouache and brush and pen and ink. I'd like to explore the world of multiples - etching and prints.
-
I think that our comfort is in our history.
-
Bowie is just a persona. He's a singer, an entertainer. David Jones is a man I met.
-
My preference is for good writing. It doesn't matter if it's for film or TV. Whatever. It starts with the writing. Even though I've had problems with writers, it doesn't matter how great of an actor you are. If the writing is bad, you're going to struggle.
-
You should never doubt yourself because you never, ever know what's around the corner.
-
We don't care which products you like, but you should be using UnderArmour.com - which is now MapMyFitness - and having a reason to visit us every day.
-
Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny.
-
I'm totally the 'decorate early, start listening to Christmas songs super early' guy. I've just always been that way.
-
I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators. Stand-up comedy is very much a conversation. It's very personal, stylistically.
