Johnny Vegas Quotes
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You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear.
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If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it.
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'Johnny' was a coping mechanism who could take those things which could have ordinarily destroyed me, by tweaking my past and throwing it back out there, getting laughs from things that would have otherwise upset me.
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I've got my finger in a lot of pies.
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I use very few muscles at the best of times.
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Writing a book about yourself is like therapy, and you go 'Oh My God, that's the reason that happened.' Writing about it, you're forced to really examine things.
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I found popularity through self-destruction, and that can be quite addictive.
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There's this idea that it has to be made in London. But we've got everything up here, and if you've got comics who are gifted because of where they're from, you shouldn't drag them away from that natural resource.
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I get obsessed with decorations and decorating the house. I keep it tasteful outside, but when you get inside it is a bit like Blackpool illuminations, I go bonkers!
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I always say that the stand-up world is the arena of the unwell, and it is.
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This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the last minute.
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If you write, produce and direct, you own things and see them through to the end.
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I'm loath to use my personal life to promote what I do, but at the same time, I don't like a journalist going away with no more than you could get off Wikipedia, where most of it's invented anyway.
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I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs.
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I used to attract a lot of feeders. I'd be quite happy to be locked in someone's flat and fed liquidised burgers.
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We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves.
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I'd never experienced stress before I did stand-up, and it was a massive shock to my system, this thing of waking up, and the nerves of, 'You're on stage tonight.'