Johnny Vegas Quotes
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You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear.
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I couldn't be 'Johnny' in front of a camera in acting jobs and behind the camera I like to be 'Michael.' With directing, you can't do it by halves. There's a lot of reflection, and I have found that I, as 'Michael,' thrive on it. It's lovely coming home and feeling that stuff from a day's work as myself.
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I hate flying, airports and the whole rigmarole - queuing up, security and lost luggage.
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If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it.
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Writing a book about yourself is like therapy, and you go 'Oh My God, that's the reason that happened.' Writing about it, you're forced to really examine things.
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I use very few muscles at the best of times.
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There's this idea that it has to be made in London. But we've got everything up here, and if you've got comics who are gifted because of where they're from, you shouldn't drag them away from that natural resource.
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I get obsessed with decorations and decorating the house. I keep it tasteful outside, but when you get inside it is a bit like Blackpool illuminations, I go bonkers!
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I found popularity through self-destruction, and that can be quite addictive.
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I always say that the stand-up world is the arena of the unwell, and it is.
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If you write, produce and direct, you own things and see them through to the end.
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This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the last minute.
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I'm loath to use my personal life to promote what I do, but at the same time, I don't like a journalist going away with no more than you could get off Wikipedia, where most of it's invented anyway.
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I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs.
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We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves.
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I used to attract a lot of feeders. I'd be quite happy to be locked in someone's flat and fed liquidised burgers.
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I'd never experienced stress before I did stand-up, and it was a massive shock to my system, this thing of waking up, and the nerves of, 'You're on stage tonight.'