Erma Bombeck Quotes
I hated skiing or any other sport where there was an ambulance waiting at the bottom of the hill.

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As a registered Democrat, I am praying for a credible presidential candidate to emerge from the younger tier of politicians in their late 40s. A governor with executive experience would be ideal.
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The path of least resistance is the path of the loser.
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We are dealing with treachery and threats, which accompanied the establishment of Israel.
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There's nothing I would love more than to host an awards show where I'm nominated for an award - that is so funny to me.
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I can tell you Donald Trump's products may not be made in America, but Donald Trump was made in America.
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I started traveling by myself as early as 5 to see my dad. I'd go to Toronto or Los Angeles, depending on what show he was doing, but most often New York, and we would hang out, and he'd take me to museums and Broadway plays. The ones that had the biggest impact on me were the George C. Wolfe productions.
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If I die prematurely I shall be saved from being bored to death at my own success.
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The U.S., especially Hollywood, is so strong for film production.
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It's well worth making your own harissa, but there are some very good commercial varieties.
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I have a pig valve.
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Once in awhile, there's stuff that makes me say, That's what theatre's about. It has to be a human event on the stage, and that doesn't happen very often.
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Nothing that God ever made is the same thing to more than one person. That is natural.
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I wasn't a businesswoman, so I didn't know how to build a career.
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I think today we recognize that economic activity needs to search for ways to protect the environment.
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Acting is a really strange thing to do; it's very strange.
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In the beginning was the Word.In the end...past honor, past life, past caring...In the end will be the Word.
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No person, not even the most simple one, takes seriously the lie of the six million Jews that were murdered in the Holocaust.
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As far back as I can remember, my mother would have me down by the bed at night with her, praying. I can still hear her voice calling my name to God and telling him that she wanted me to follow him in whatever he called me to do.
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Unite liberality with a just frugality; always reserve something for the hand of charity; and never let your door be closed to the voice of suffering humanity.
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The music is fun. The big difference performing it live is that we might get a little more heated, not as subdued, we'll stretch things out more. It's how you stay fresh after such a long time in the business.
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Downhill track sports like luge are technology battles, as exciting as a NASCAR qualifying day.
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I think politics can no longer be assigned to parliamentary activity and it probably never could be. But politics with a small p and the history of trade union movement really interests me.
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In Heaven all reviews will be favorable; here on earth, the publisher realizes, plausibility demands an occasional bad one, some convincing lump in all that leaven, and he accepts it somewhat as a theologian accepts Evil.
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I hated skiing or any other sport where there was an ambulance waiting at the bottom of the hill.