Erma Bombeck Quotes
I hated skiing or any other sport where there was an ambulance waiting at the bottom of the hill.

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As a registered Democrat, I am praying for a credible presidential candidate to emerge from the younger tier of politicians in their late 40s. A governor with executive experience would be ideal.
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The path of least resistance is the path of the loser.
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We are dealing with treachery and threats, which accompanied the establishment of Israel.
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There's nothing I would love more than to host an awards show where I'm nominated for an award - that is so funny to me.
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I can tell you Donald Trump's products may not be made in America, but Donald Trump was made in America.
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I started traveling by myself as early as 5 to see my dad. I'd go to Toronto or Los Angeles, depending on what show he was doing, but most often New York, and we would hang out, and he'd take me to museums and Broadway plays. The ones that had the biggest impact on me were the George C. Wolfe productions.
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If I die prematurely I shall be saved from being bored to death at my own success.
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The U.S., especially Hollywood, is so strong for film production.
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It's well worth making your own harissa, but there are some very good commercial varieties.
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I have a pig valve.
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Once in awhile, there's stuff that makes me say, That's what theatre's about. It has to be a human event on the stage, and that doesn't happen very often.
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Nothing that God ever made is the same thing to more than one person. That is natural.
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I wasn't a businesswoman, so I didn't know how to build a career.
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I think today we recognize that economic activity needs to search for ways to protect the environment.
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Acting is a really strange thing to do; it's very strange.
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In the beginning was the Word.In the end...past honor, past life, past caring...In the end will be the Word.
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No person, not even the most simple one, takes seriously the lie of the six million Jews that were murdered in the Holocaust.
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As far back as I can remember, my mother would have me down by the bed at night with her, praying. I can still hear her voice calling my name to God and telling him that she wanted me to follow him in whatever he called me to do.
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What feeling feels like over time. An attempt to screw up what feeling feels like over time. Heartbreak and a high C.... The often welcome melodic lie.... The soul's undersong. The orchestration of randomness, a flirtation with the boundaries of silence and space.... a reminder that the self wants to disappear, be taken away from itself and returned.
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I'm actually totally the prude of my family.
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I love sports because it takes me away from reality, and I tell people, 'No matter how bad your life is, if you are having problems at home, you are having problems at work, that's the beauty of sports.'
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I don't like to get things during the year, .. I like to wait for my birthday or Christmas. I may see something that I'll say, 'I'd really like that for my birthday.' I like to have things to look forward to.
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It is not a persuasive argument that an evil should continue because it has existed in the past.
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I hated skiing or any other sport where there was an ambulance waiting at the bottom of the hill.