Erma Bombeck Quotes
I hated skiing or any other sport where there was an ambulance waiting at the bottom of the hill.

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As a registered Democrat, I am praying for a credible presidential candidate to emerge from the younger tier of politicians in their late 40s. A governor with executive experience would be ideal.
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The path of least resistance is the path of the loser.
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We are dealing with treachery and threats, which accompanied the establishment of Israel.
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I was always going to be a dancer - I drifted into acting.
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There's nothing I would love more than to host an awards show where I'm nominated for an award - that is so funny to me.
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I can tell you Donald Trump's products may not be made in America, but Donald Trump was made in America.
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I started traveling by myself as early as 5 to see my dad. I'd go to Toronto or Los Angeles, depending on what show he was doing, but most often New York, and we would hang out, and he'd take me to museums and Broadway plays. The ones that had the biggest impact on me were the George C. Wolfe productions.
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If I die prematurely I shall be saved from being bored to death at my own success.
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The U.S., especially Hollywood, is so strong for film production.
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It's well worth making your own harissa, but there are some very good commercial varieties.
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I have a pig valve.
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Once in awhile, there's stuff that makes me say, That's what theatre's about. It has to be a human event on the stage, and that doesn't happen very often.
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Nothing that God ever made is the same thing to more than one person. That is natural.
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I wasn't a businesswoman, so I didn't know how to build a career.
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It was not a religion that attacked us that September day. It was al-Qaeda. We will not sacrifice the liberties we cherish or hunker down behind walls of suspicion and mistrust.
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I think today we recognize that economic activity needs to search for ways to protect the environment.
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Acting is a really strange thing to do; it's very strange.
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In the beginning was the Word.In the end...past honor, past life, past caring...In the end will be the Word.
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No person, not even the most simple one, takes seriously the lie of the six million Jews that were murdered in the Holocaust.
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The men who are successful have become the most dependent on success to attract love. When this man loses his success, he often fears he will lose love.
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We need to protect our wilderness areas and national parks. Everywhere you travel, you see blight, denuded mountains, logging. If people know what's going on, they'll become activists to safeguard those places.
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I hated skiing or any other sport where there was an ambulance waiting at the bottom of the hill.