Sarah Silverman Quotes
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I'm all sentimental. I've probably been ruined by romantic movies, but I really do believe in love. I've experienced it, I've had it, so I know it's real.
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It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to.
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People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at the time.
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Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it. That said, critiquing women's human shells isn't my thang. Though there's probably something funny or interesting to be said about those who do it, and what that comes from.
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I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.
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Also, I learned whether you are gay, bisexual, it doesn't matter, you know... because, at the end of the day, they're both gross. But mostly, I learned that elderly black women are wise beyond their years... but younger black women are prostitutes.
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Growing up, I always loved Disney movies, but the first movie I remember seeing is 'Sleepers,' so I wasn't really taken to children's movies.
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I just think of myself as a comedian, really.
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If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that Mommy is one of God's chosen people, and Daddy believes that Jesus is magic!
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I can get a script and go, "Well, I'd rather do stand-up." I don't hold movies in higher regard. I love making videos and posting. I love TV.
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I really think everything is fair game.
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I have no religion, but I can't escape being extremely Jewish ethnically - that is, culturally. In other words, I'm not religious, but I worry and I'm neurotic. And I'm very good with money.
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I'll be back. I'll be black. I'll be white black.
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I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.
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Sometimes I am screwing around, and sometimes I get way too serious, but I am a pretty sincere person.
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I am 39 years old, and I still wake up every morning really excited I don't have to go to school.
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But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.
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I don't get this shitty attitude that only gays should care about gay issues and only women should care about women's issues.
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I just don't let that mentality be a part of my world.
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The worst thing that can happen for people who don't want women to be strong is that we help each other and become a force.
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I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can't take it.
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I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.
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I do love the idea of ritual.
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Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.