Sarah Silverman Quotes
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I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.
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I do love the idea of ritual.
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I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece.
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Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it. That said, critiquing women's human shells isn't my thang. Though there's probably something funny or interesting to be said about those who do it, and what that comes from.
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But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.
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It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to.
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Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.
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Guess what, Martin Luther King? I had a dream, too.
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I'm all sentimental. I've probably been ruined by romantic movies, but I really do believe in love. I've experienced it, I've had it, so I know it's real.
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When I was three, my dad thought it would be hilarious to teach me swear words, then have me say them to his friends. They would laugh and laugh. I realize now the laugh was pure shock value, but it felt really good, and I've been chasing it ever since.
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I'm not wanting and I don't live in a hovel, but if you keep your costs low, you can do what you want to do creatively.
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I just don't let that mentality be a part of my world.
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I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.
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She, uh, came out of the closet recently, my niece. Um... She announced to the family that she's a lesbian and... She's seven, did I mention that? And, uh, I don't even know if she knows what a lesbian is, but I support her completely. And, uh... I'll tell you what's heartbreaking. My sister punished her for it. Can you believe that? No pussy for a week. Which to us may not sound like... But when you're seven, you know, a week is a long time.
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I don't need a lot of space.
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I don't believe in Jesus or God. But I do believe that fundamentalists in religion or anything else are bad, and that they have more hate than love.
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All comics want to be musicians. There's a part of me that wants to be a serious musician. I love songs about heartache and heartbreak.
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I am Jewish and proud of this culturally and ethnically - the ways in which I was born this way and am happy with whom I am.
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I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's not how I truly feel.
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It's just hard to say, "Well, I do this, which means this." If I'm telling you exactly who I am, then there's nothing for the audience to say.
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I will always try to be happy. I don’t think people really understand the value of happiness until they know what it’s like to be in that very, very dark place. It’s not romantic. Not even a little.
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They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.
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The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.
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You're supposed to have friends you can tell anything to.