Sarah Silverman Quotes
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By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.
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The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart.
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I like my life alone.
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If we can send a person to the moon, we can send someone with AIDS to the moon, and then someday we can send everybody with AIDS to the moon.
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I just don't let that mentality be a part of my world.
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Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.
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I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.
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Jews are the most liberal, scrappy, civil-rightsy people there are.
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I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.
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It's just hard to say, "Well, I do this, which means this." If I'm telling you exactly who I am, then there's nothing for the audience to say.
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She, uh, came out of the closet recently, my niece. Um... She announced to the family that she's a lesbian and... She's seven, did I mention that? And, uh, I don't even know if she knows what a lesbian is, but I support her completely. And, uh... I'll tell you what's heartbreaking. My sister punished her for it. Can you believe that? No pussy for a week. Which to us may not sound like... But when you're seven, you know, a week is a long time.
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I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.
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The worst thing that can happen for people who don't want women to be strong is that we help each other and become a force.
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I do love the idea of ritual.
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I'm all sentimental. I've probably been ruined by romantic movies, but I really do believe in love. I've experienced it, I've had it, so I know it's real.
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I am Jewish and proud of this culturally and ethnically - the ways in which I was born this way and am happy with whom I am.
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I really think everything is fair game.
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Sometimes loving each other isn't enough. You have to be responsible for your own happiness. You can't stay in a relationship because you're afraid of the unknown.
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I don't believe in Jesus or God. But I do believe that fundamentalists in religion or anything else are bad, and that they have more hate than love.
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I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.
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My mom was always someone who if, even now, I say I met a certain famous person, she always says, "She's married to so and so!"
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Guess what, Martin Luther King? I had a dream, too.
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Comedy is about talking about my own experience, and I'm a woman, and that's my experience, and just because it isn't yours doesn't invalidate it.
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I have no religion. But culturally I can't escape it; I'm very Jewish.