Sarah Silverman Quotes
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Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it. That said, critiquing women's human shells isn't my thang. Though there's probably something funny or interesting to be said about those who do it, and what that comes from.
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Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.
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I am Jewish and proud of this culturally and ethnically - the ways in which I was born this way and am happy with whom I am.
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If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that Mommy is one of God's chosen people, and Daddy believes that Jesus is magic!
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I tend to be more arrogant on stage. Far more ignorant. I sometimes say what I think and sometimes say the opposite of what I think and the lines get blurred, but I can only hope that some kind of absolute power transcends.
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We deserve quality lives with equality.
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I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.
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I'll be back. I'll be black. I'll be white black.
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I just think of myself as a comedian, really.
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Sometimes I am screwing around, and sometimes I get way too serious, but I am a pretty sincere person.
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I really think everything is fair game.
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I am 39 years old, and I still wake up every morning really excited I don't have to go to school.
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I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.
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All comics want to be musicians. There's a part of me that wants to be a serious musician. I love songs about heartache and heartbreak.
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But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.
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They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.
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I have no religion, but I can't escape being extremely Jewish ethnically - that is, culturally. In other words, I'm not religious, but I worry and I'm neurotic. And I'm very good with money.
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Growing up, I always loved Disney movies, but the first movie I remember seeing is 'Sleepers,' so I wasn't really taken to children's movies.
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If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding.
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I can get a script and go, "Well, I'd rather do stand-up." I don't hold movies in higher regard. I love making videos and posting. I love TV.
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I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.
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I don't need a lot of space.
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The best time to have a baby is when you're a black teenager.
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I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can't take it.