Sarah Silverman Quotes
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I don't get this shitty attitude that only gays should care about gay issues and only women should care about women's issues.
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I do love the idea of ritual.
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Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.
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I am Jewish and proud of this culturally and ethnically - the ways in which I was born this way and am happy with whom I am.
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She, uh, came out of the closet recently, my niece. Um... She announced to the family that she's a lesbian and... She's seven, did I mention that? And, uh, I don't even know if she knows what a lesbian is, but I support her completely. And, uh... I'll tell you what's heartbreaking. My sister punished her for it. Can you believe that? No pussy for a week. Which to us may not sound like... But when you're seven, you know, a week is a long time.
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The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart.
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You're supposed to have friends you can tell anything to.
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I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece.
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The female nudity in movies is always sexualized.
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We deserve quality lives with equality.
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I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.
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They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.
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I'm not wanting and I don't live in a hovel, but if you keep your costs low, you can do what you want to do creatively.
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If we can send a person to the moon, we can send someone with AIDS to the moon, and then someday we can send everybody with AIDS to the moon.
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We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.
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I like my life alone.
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All comics want to be musicians. There's a part of me that wants to be a serious musician. I love songs about heartache and heartbreak.
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It's just hard to say, "Well, I do this, which means this." If I'm telling you exactly who I am, then there's nothing for the audience to say.
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I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.
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I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.
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Guess what, Martin Luther King? I had a dream, too.
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I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.
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I didn't feel so different until maybe, like, around third grade. Kids started blaming me for my people killing Jesus.
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The best time to have a baby is when you're a black teenager.