Sarah Silverman Quotes
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I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.
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I just don't let that mentality be a part of my world.
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We deserve quality lives with equality.
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I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece.
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I will always try to be happy. I don’t think people really understand the value of happiness until they know what it’s like to be in that very, very dark place. It’s not romantic. Not even a little.
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Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.
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I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.
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If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that Mommy is one of God's chosen people, and Daddy believes that Jesus is magic!
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But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.
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She, uh, came out of the closet recently, my niece. Um... She announced to the family that she's a lesbian and... She's seven, did I mention that? And, uh, I don't even know if she knows what a lesbian is, but I support her completely. And, uh... I'll tell you what's heartbreaking. My sister punished her for it. Can you believe that? No pussy for a week. Which to us may not sound like... But when you're seven, you know, a week is a long time.
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I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.
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I don't get this shitty attitude that only gays should care about gay issues and only women should care about women's issues.
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You're supposed to have friends you can tell anything to.
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I am Jewish and proud of this culturally and ethnically - the ways in which I was born this way and am happy with whom I am.
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The female nudity in movies is always sexualized.
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I do love the idea of ritual.
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It's just hard to say, "Well, I do this, which means this." If I'm telling you exactly who I am, then there's nothing for the audience to say.
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I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.
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They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.
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I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.
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I didn't feel so different until maybe, like, around third grade. Kids started blaming me for my people killing Jesus.
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I'm all sentimental. I've probably been ruined by romantic movies, but I really do believe in love. I've experienced it, I've had it, so I know it's real.
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Guess what, Martin Luther King? I had a dream, too.
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Sometimes loving each other isn't enough. You have to be responsible for your own happiness. You can't stay in a relationship because you're afraid of the unknown.