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The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.
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The best time to have a baby is when you're a black teenager.
Sarah Silverman
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As soon as a women gets to an age where she has opinions and she's vital and she's strong, she's systematically shamed into hiding under a rock.
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They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.
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Take lots of time for yourself, discovering yourself-pursue not only a profession but other life passions, I always make time to rock climb or hike or write a few short stories. Also, find good people and surround yourself with them. Most importantly, always believe you will, unequivocally.
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People who like what I do come in all shapes and sizes. Not sure what the common denominator is per se. Oh, it's meeee! But to be embraced by a progressive community means something to me and this one feels like home.
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Guess what, Martin Luther King? I had a dream, too.
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I don't need a lot of space.
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I happen to think that there are already tons of perfectly good babies out there already born.
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People say, like, "I love when you smile because part of your mouth goes up," then I never organically smile again.
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I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.
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I don't think there is a woman in her 40s who doesn't, kind of, examine herself in the mirror.
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I will always try to be happy. I don’t think people really understand the value of happiness until they know what it’s like to be in that very, very dark place. It’s not romantic. Not even a little.
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I'll be back. I'll be black. I'll be white black.
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I'm almost positive there is no God.
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I'm not wanting and I don't live in a hovel, but if you keep your costs low, you can do what you want to do creatively.
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Comedy can't live within my second-guesses, so I started doing new material. Sometimes I bombed. But you have to be willing to if you want to move forward and stay vital. It's like people who take pride in not having a computer. I'm all, "Great, don't learn new things! Your brain is full!"
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It's just hard to say, "Well, I do this, which means this." If I'm telling you exactly who I am, then there's nothing for the audience to say.
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That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.
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I didn't feel so different until maybe, like, around third grade. Kids started blaming me for my people killing Jesus.
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I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.
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I do love the idea of ritual.
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Making my family laugh when I was little - it became an addiction. It was a kind of survival.
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If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding.
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