Sarah Silverman Quotes
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All comics want to be musicians. There's a part of me that wants to be a serious musician. I love songs about heartache and heartbreak.
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I don't believe in Jesus or God. But I do believe that fundamentalists in religion or anything else are bad, and that they have more hate than love.
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They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.
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Making my family laugh when I was little - it became an addiction. It was a kind of survival.
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Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me. The juxtaposition was meant to illustrate two meanings of "offensive." Seriously. It broke my heart. It's that accepted what I do is offensive?
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I am 39 years old, and I still wake up every morning really excited I don't have to go to school.
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If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding.
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That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.
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There are so many great comedies, right now. I like how comedies are really mixing. They're not just one thing. It can be very moving and dramatic, and yet hilarious.
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The best time to have a baby is when you're a black teenager.
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I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's not how I truly feel.
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I didn't feel so different until maybe, like, around third grade. Kids started blaming me for my people killing Jesus.
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The female nudity in movies is always sexualized.
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The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.
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You're supposed to have friends you can tell anything to.
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I don't get this shitty attitude that only gays should care about gay issues and only women should care about women's issues.
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Sometimes I am screwing around, and sometimes I get way too serious, but I am a pretty sincere person.
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Sometimes loving each other isn't enough. You have to be responsible for your own happiness. You can't stay in a relationship because you're afraid of the unknown.
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I'm almost positive there is no God.
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I'll be back. I'll be black. I'll be white black.
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I'd love to do drama if it was interesting.
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People who like what I do come in all shapes and sizes. Not sure what the common denominator is per se. Oh, it's meeee! But to be embraced by a progressive community means something to me and this one feels like home.
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I don't compromise. I only do the stuff I want to do.
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People say, like, "I love when you smile because part of your mouth goes up," then I never organically smile again.