Sarah Silverman Quotes
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You're supposed to have friends you can tell anything to.
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I really think everything is fair game.
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Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me. The juxtaposition was meant to illustrate two meanings of "offensive." Seriously. It broke my heart. It's that accepted what I do is offensive?
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That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.
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Making my family laugh when I was little - it became an addiction. It was a kind of survival.
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We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.
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The female nudity in movies is always sexualized.
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I didn't feel so different until maybe, like, around third grade. Kids started blaming me for my people killing Jesus.
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There are so many great comedies, right now. I like how comedies are really mixing. They're not just one thing. It can be very moving and dramatic, and yet hilarious.
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Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.
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The worst thing that can happen for people who don't want women to be strong is that we help each other and become a force.
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I don't get this shitty attitude that only gays should care about gay issues and only women should care about women's issues.
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I am 39 years old, and I still wake up every morning really excited I don't have to go to school.
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I have no religion, but I can't escape being extremely Jewish ethnically - that is, culturally. In other words, I'm not religious, but I worry and I'm neurotic. And I'm very good with money.
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I'd love to do drama if it was interesting.
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If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding.
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I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can't take it.
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I'm almost positive there is no God.
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As soon as a women gets to an age where she has opinions and she's vital and she's strong, she's systematically shamed into hiding under a rock.
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People who like what I do come in all shapes and sizes. Not sure what the common denominator is per se. Oh, it's meeee! But to be embraced by a progressive community means something to me and this one feels like home.
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People say, like, "I love when you smile because part of your mouth goes up," then I never organically smile again.
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I don't think there is a woman in her 40s who doesn't, kind of, examine herself in the mirror.
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I first did stand-up when I was 17, and then I passed out fliers for a comedy club (in New York City) and I got onstage whenever I could. And musical theater went out the window as soon as I started doing stand-up.
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I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.