Sarah Silverman Quotes
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You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.
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I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.
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I'm lucky a couple of filmmakers have seen beyond what you're saying.
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If I have kids, I'll adopt.
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If I have to write by a certain time, I can pull through, but usually I just let stuff happen, hanging out with comic friends - or bringing a basic idea on stage and seeing if it goes anywhere.
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Take lots of time for yourself, discovering yourself-pursue not only a profession but other life passions, I always make time to rock climb or hike or write a few short stories. Also, find good people and surround yourself with them. Most importantly, always believe you will, unequivocally.
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Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it. That said, critiquing women's human shells isn't my thang. Though there's probably something funny or interesting to be said about those who do it, and what that comes from.
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I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic.
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I like my life alone.
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I can get a script and go, "Well, I'd rather do stand-up." I don't hold movies in higher regard. I love making videos and posting. I love TV.
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Women don't ask to be raped, but there are some that are asking to be motorboated
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But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.
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It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to.
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By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.
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I talk to friends who get their feelings hurt when they read Twitter mentions. I have an amazing solution - don't read Twitter mentions.
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I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.
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People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!
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I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.
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I do love the idea of ritual.
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I just don't let that mentality be a part of my world.
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I think that whenever a Jew has any kind of notoriety, good or bad, the Jews find it to be good.
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If we can send a person to the moon, we can send someone with AIDS to the moon, and then someday we can send everybody with AIDS to the moon.
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I just think of myself as a comedian, really.
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I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.