Sarah Silverman Quotes
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Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.
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Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. I kind of feel in between now.
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The reason the rest of us remember, like, when John Lennon died, is because it's a moment when adrenaline is surging.
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When you're a comic, it's like being born gay. It's what you want to do every night when your other friends are out at night going to parties.
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I'm lucky a couple of filmmakers have seen beyond what you're saying.
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If you quit being cunty, the whole world will stop being against you.
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I think that whenever a Jew has any kind of notoriety, good or bad, the Jews find it to be good.
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I like my life alone.
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Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.
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Women don't ask to be raped, but there are some that are asking to be motorboated
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I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.
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I tend to be more arrogant on stage. Far more ignorant. I sometimes say what I think and sometimes say the opposite of what I think and the lines get blurred, but I can only hope that some kind of absolute power transcends.
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I can get a script and go, "Well, I'd rather do stand-up." I don't hold movies in higher regard. I love making videos and posting. I love TV.
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I talk to friends who get their feelings hurt when they read Twitter mentions. I have an amazing solution - don't read Twitter mentions.
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I don't think comedy comes from hotbeds of doing shtick. I think it usually comes from some kind of childhood humiliation or darkness.
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We deserve quality lives with equality.
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I just think of myself as a comedian, really.
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I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.
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Growing up, I always loved Disney movies, but the first movie I remember seeing is 'Sleepers,' so I wasn't really taken to children's movies.
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If I have kids, I'll adopt.
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I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.
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People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!
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If we can send a person to the moon, we can send someone with AIDS to the moon, and then someday we can send everybody with AIDS to the moon.
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But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.