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It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to.
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I've always kept my overhead low so I could do whatever I want. I think of myself as lazy with spurts of getting a lot done. I find myself rooting against things sometimes because I get excited at the thought of a clean slate.
Sarah Silverman
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I commend you on all you've done for PETA, wrestling the one-eyed trouser snake with your bare hands, gently cuddling it in your arms, and nurturing it back to health.
Sarah Silverman -
When I came out to L. A., I got a part in an episode of 'Star Trek: Voyager,' and I hired an acting coach.
Sarah Silverman -
I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.
Sarah Silverman -
You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.
Sarah Silverman -
I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.
Sarah Silverman -
I don't think comedy comes from hotbeds of doing shtick. I think it usually comes from some kind of childhood humiliation or darkness.
Sarah Silverman
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Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.
Sarah Silverman -
I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece.
Sarah Silverman -
You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.
Sarah Silverman -
By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.
Sarah Silverman -
I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.
Sarah Silverman -
All comics want to be musicians. There's a part of me that wants to be a serious musician. I love songs about heartache and heartbreak.
Sarah Silverman
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I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.
Sarah Silverman -
Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.
Sarah Silverman -
Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.
Sarah Silverman -
If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that Mommy is one of God's chosen people, and Daddy believes that Jesus is magic!
Sarah Silverman -
I don't get this shitty attitude that only gays should care about gay issues and only women should care about women's issues.
Sarah Silverman -
The female nudity in movies is always sexualized.
Sarah Silverman
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We deserve quality lives with equality.
Sarah Silverman -
I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.
Sarah Silverman -
I talk to friends who get their feelings hurt when they read Twitter mentions. I have an amazing solution - don't read Twitter mentions.
Sarah Silverman -
Jews are the most liberal, scrappy, civil-rightsy people there are.
Sarah Silverman