Sarah Silverman Quotes
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I have no religion. But culturally I can't escape it; I'm very Jewish.
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Dear America, when you tell gay Americans that they can't serve their country openly or marry the person that they love, you're telling that to kids too. So don't be f**king shocked and wonder where all these bullies are coming from that are torturing young kids and driving them to kill themselves because they're different; they learned it from watching you.
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But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.
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If I have kids, I'll adopt.
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If I have to write by a certain time, I can pull through, but usually I just let stuff happen, hanging out with comic friends - or bringing a basic idea on stage and seeing if it goes anywhere.
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Take lots of time for yourself, discovering yourself-pursue not only a profession but other life passions, I always make time to rock climb or hike or write a few short stories. Also, find good people and surround yourself with them. Most importantly, always believe you will, unequivocally.
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I will always try to be happy. I don’t think people really understand the value of happiness until they know what it’s like to be in that very, very dark place. It’s not romantic. Not even a little.
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I think that whenever a Jew has any kind of notoriety, good or bad, the Jews find it to be good.
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I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.
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I just don't let that mentality be a part of my world.
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Women don't ask to be raped, but there are some that are asking to be motorboated
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I talk to friends who get their feelings hurt when they read Twitter mentions. I have an amazing solution - don't read Twitter mentions.
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Being with friends felt like a burden. I remember just sobbing.
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I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.
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If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that Mommy is one of God's chosen people, and Daddy believes that Jesus is magic!
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I don't get this shitty attitude that only gays should care about gay issues and only women should care about women's issues.
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Jews are the most liberal, scrappy, civil-rightsy people there are.
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I don't think comedy comes from hotbeds of doing shtick. I think it usually comes from some kind of childhood humiliation or darkness.
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You're supposed to have friends you can tell anything to.
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The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart.
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I can get a script and go, "Well, I'd rather do stand-up." I don't hold movies in higher regard. I love making videos and posting. I love TV.
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Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me. The juxtaposition was meant to illustrate two meanings of "offensive." Seriously. It broke my heart. It's that accepted what I do is offensive?
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I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's not how I truly feel.
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By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.