Sarah Silverman Quotes
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I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic.
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Women don't ask to be raped, but there are some that are asking to be motorboated
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Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.
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When you're a comic, it's like being born gay. It's what you want to do every night when your other friends are out at night going to parties.
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I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.
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If I have to write by a certain time, I can pull through, but usually I just let stuff happen, hanging out with comic friends - or bringing a basic idea on stage and seeing if it goes anywhere.
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You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.
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I can get a script and go, "Well, I'd rather do stand-up." I don't hold movies in higher regard. I love making videos and posting. I love TV.
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Take lots of time for yourself, discovering yourself-pursue not only a profession but other life passions, I always make time to rock climb or hike or write a few short stories. Also, find good people and surround yourself with them. Most importantly, always believe you will, unequivocally.
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People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!
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If I have kids, I'll adopt.
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I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.
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I talk to friends who get their feelings hurt when they read Twitter mentions. I have an amazing solution - don't read Twitter mentions.
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I like my life alone.
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I think that whenever a Jew has any kind of notoriety, good or bad, the Jews find it to be good.
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If we can send a person to the moon, we can send someone with AIDS to the moon, and then someday we can send everybody with AIDS to the moon.
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If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that Mommy is one of God's chosen people, and Daddy believes that Jesus is magic!
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It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to.
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I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.
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I just think of myself as a comedian, really.
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I just don't let that mentality be a part of my world.
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I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.
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Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it. That said, critiquing women's human shells isn't my thang. Though there's probably something funny or interesting to be said about those who do it, and what that comes from.
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But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.