Sarah Silverman Quotes
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I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion.
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I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.
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The audience works as such a mob. They either all laugh or all don't laugh, and, you know, changes from audience to audience.
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I'm very lucky in that I still experience highs and lows. And I think those lows are important. But I am not totally paralyzed, and it keeps me from just complete state of paralysis - and emotionally and really kind of almost physically.
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You can be Hitler and go to confession and say forgive me, Father, I killed six million Jews, and the priest would just be like no problem. Say 10 Heil Marys. And Hitler goes to heaven.
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I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.
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You have to take the chance to bomb and disappoint audiences.
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Sometimes a joke that doesn't work just needs a breath or a little word or the tiniest little change to be fixed.
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If you decide to do comedy that involves risk, risk means risk, and you can't complain of flesh wounds if you sit down at the table to play.
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I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.
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A bull in just about any shop is gonna be a mess.
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I can see myself adopting. I'm not in a rush to do it. I'm 39, I know, but I do love kids, and I'm very good - I've got a lot of really good moves.
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We don't live in a democracy; we live in a hypocrisy.
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Dear America, when you tell gay Americans that they can't serve their country openly or marry the person that they love, you're telling that to kids too. So don't be f**king shocked and wonder where all these bullies are coming from that are torturing young kids and driving them to kill themselves because they're different; they learned it from watching you.
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Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it.
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And we're just all made of molecules and we're hurtling through space right now.
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I love going to weddings. And I love it when my friends get married. I'm not against marriage but it's just not for me. I'm a vegetarian, but I don't have a problem if you want a hamburger.
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I grew up in a house where there were no taboos, so it came originally from a pretty innocent place, where I was shocked at the things that shocked people.
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I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself.
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Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. I kind of feel in between now.
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I think that whenever a Jew has any kind of notoriety, good or bad, the Jews find it to be good.
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If I have kids, I'll adopt.
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I think the difference between being miserable and finding happiness is just a matter of perspective. If you live your life defining yourself by what other people think of you, it's a form of self-torture.
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Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it. That said, critiquing women's human shells isn't my thang. Though there's probably something funny or interesting to be said about those who do it, and what that comes from.