Sarah Silverman Quotes
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Everyone self-Googles. And, I have, of course, the Google alert.
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Traditionally, I have no right to talk about race. I'm white; I didn't grow up in an all-black neighborhood. But the license I see for myself is I'm a member of the world.
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You have to take the chance to bomb and disappoint audiences.
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Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me.
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Letting your freak flag fly is something, no matter who you are, that takes great bravery, straight up.
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I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.
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My stepfather, John O'Hara, was the goodest man there was. He was not a man of many words, but of carefully chosen ones. He was the one parent who didn't try to fix me. One night I sat on his lap in his chair by the wood stove, sobbing. He just held me quietly and then asked only, "What does it feel like?" It was the first time I was prompted to articulate it. I thought about it, then said, "I feel homesick." That still feels like the most accurate description - I felt homesick, but I was home.
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Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews.
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I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons … which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you gonna say?
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I was Minnie Mouse for Halloween, every year when I was little. Then, I had the Cinderella nightgown, when I was really little, that I begged my mother to wear to school. I was also Snow White a lot.
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When I came out to L. A., I got a part in an episode of 'Star Trek: Voyager,' and I hired an acting coach.
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The audience works as such a mob. They either all laugh or all don't laugh, and, you know, changes from audience to audience.
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I’ve always had dreams. When I was little, I’d go to sleep with my head on my hands, which were in fists like I was looking through a camera. I felt like sleep was the movies - just drifting off to the movies.
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I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.
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Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it.
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Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.
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The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart.
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When I was 9 or 10 years old, my dad took me over to a neighboring farm to help get stuff for the meal. The farmer, Vic, told me to look at all the turkeys and pick one out. I saw a cute one with a silly walk and cried, 'Him!' Before my pointing finger had even dropped to my side, Vic had grabbed the turkey by the neck and slit the animal's throat. Blood and feathers went flying. I had sentenced that turkey to death! Up until then, I didn't know where meat came from—and I've been a vegetarian ever since.
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I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.
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I can see myself adopting. I'm not in a rush to do it. I'm 39, I know, but I do love kids, and I'm very good - I've got a lot of really good moves.
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Sometimes a joke that doesn't work just needs a breath or a little word or the tiniest little change to be fixed.
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I have no religion. But culturally I can't escape it; I'm very Jewish.
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I commend you on all you've done for PETA, wrestling the one-eyed trouser snake with your bare hands, gently cuddling it in your arms, and nurturing it back to health.
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Jews are the most liberal, scrappy, civil-rightsy people there are.