Dane Cook Quotes

I can do more than just stand-up comedy, and the only way I'll be able to show that is if I do it myself. Because nobody trusts that I can do it.

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• I've been writing music since 4th grade, and I love putting words together and expressing things in a way that you can move your head to and you can really relate to, because I have a lot to say.

  

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• It's interesting that one of the definitions of the word 'human' is 'sympathetic.' More and more people are beginning to show that they understand why that is important.

  

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• Let us go forward in this battle fortified by conviction that those who labour in the service of a great and good cause will never fail.

  

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• I know one of the reasons God gave me kids was to test my patience.

  

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• During a movie, chemistry is so important, and yet they just assume actors can fake their way through it. That doesn't always work.

  

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• Clothes have to be simple and comfortable.

  

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• I was afraid I would see someone from my past who thought I was this big athlete, and then I end up being just normal.

  

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• People will say, 'Just one picture please.' That is how it starts. There is just one picture and then somebody else wants another. And when I say 'No' I feel guilty.

  

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• At some particular time, when I was 14 years old, I've done something that people didn't expect.

  

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• All achievements, all earned riches, have their beginning in an idea.

  

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• It's really rare to come across a character, a show, or a movie that allows you to completely play four or five different characters within a season, let alone a week.

  

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• In Hollywood they're getting younger, but believe me, it's not the food. It's the plastic surgery.

  

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• Who cares about the clouds when we're together? Just sing a song and bring the sunny weather.

  

  Dale Evans
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• I went to high school in New York City. So, I grew up in New Jersey my whole life, and I was watching all the people and all the kids that I met there become so jaded.

  

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• In the U.S., diversity is a politically correct slogan. In India, it is a historical fact. Much as we in the West may resent it, India has a lot to teach us when it comes to religious tolerance.

  

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• The good romances are as good as anything.

  

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• When companies minimize their costs, they can spend more on R & D and marketing. It's just very logical.

  

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• I want to be a mayor who helped, really helped.

  

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• It's grueling never knowing if the audience is going to think you're funny. It's soul-destroying when they don't laugh.

  

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• I trained for four years in Toronto, and even before that, I was back and forth between Canada and the States during summer for training. And, since there isn't much difference between Canada and the States, I haven't felt much difference in the environment.

  

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• If I score a goal on the road, I come home, and that's probably the first thing I'm doing, pullin' up the laptop and watching. Can't watch it in front of the teammates, or else I'll get made fun of.

  

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• I think I would like the sort of job where you can work away in obscurity to try and improve things, without being caught up in the political maelstrom.

  

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• If I leave this Earth, I want to leave this Earth just knowing I've tried to give something back and tried to do something worthwhile with myself.

  

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• I can do more than just stand-up comedy, and the only way I'll be able to show that is if I do it myself. Because nobody trusts that I can do it.

  

  Dane Cook
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