Mike Tyson Quotes
Sometimes they laugh at things I don't think are funny, but I believe if they're laughing at me, it's a good show.

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I believe politicians should always remain realistic.
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There are many reluctant young readers who haven't yet found books that make them laugh.
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I believe that Clinton is the most wicked and vile President that this nation has ever had.
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I believe in eating what I like and sweating it out in the gym.
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When I said I was going to audition for a film, I got a hearty laugh from all my family.
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Don't take yourself too seriously. Know when to laugh at yourself, and find a way to laugh at obstacles that inevitably present themselves.
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I do things, and other people laugh at them. I rarely know what the joke is supposed to be or why they're laughing.
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I believe that given the audience attention level, we could do an even more compelling 90 minutes.
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I love my iPhone - I've actually gotten into games, and I find them really relaxing. Don't laugh at me, but I have 'Sally's Spa' - fantastic; 'Penguin Catapult' - it's great; and 'Word Solitaire' is my new favorite.
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As far as sustaining our popularity, I believe we can.
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You must learn to take life less seriously and to laugh.
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I love to pitch things that I believe in and products that I love to use.
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'The Bill Engvall Show' is a comedy about a middle-class family in the Midwest. It's a great family show to watch if you want to laugh and unwind.
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I know what people laugh at. I know their vocabulary.
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I believe a true Hindu in India could never have endorsed the killing of the Mahatma.
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Only really good comedies and really good horror movies get a verbal response out of the audience. People will scream. People will laugh.
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I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.
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Privately, I believe in none of them. Neither do you. Publicly, I believe in them all.
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I believe in the holy Koran. It says we declare ourselves to be righteous Muslims and do not take part in wars, or in no way fashion or form take the lives of humans unless it's a holy war declared by God himself.
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I don't think I'm going to like it at all. I think it's going to hurt. But after the hurt I think maybe something good and strong and beautiful will come out of it.
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I cherish the creation of public space and services, especially health, housing and the comprehensive education system which dared to give so many of us ideas 'above our station.'
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Everything I do lands in the newspapers.
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Some of the parables that Matthew records and that Jesus delivered as part of his Olivet Discourse-such as the ten virgins and their lamps or the servants and the talents they were given-are some of the best known of Jesus' teachings. Reading them in the context of his prophecies about the end of the world, however, makes them clearly parables of preparation. To be on his right hand with his "sheep" rather than at his left hand with the "goats" at his return, we must prepare ourselves now.
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Sometimes they laugh at things I don't think are funny, but I believe if they're laughing at me, it's a good show.