Mike Tyson Quotes
Sometimes they laugh at things I don't think are funny, but I believe if they're laughing at me, it's a good show.

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I believe politicians should always remain realistic.
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There are many reluctant young readers who haven't yet found books that make them laugh.
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I believe that Clinton is the most wicked and vile President that this nation has ever had.
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I believe in eating what I like and sweating it out in the gym.
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When I said I was going to audition for a film, I got a hearty laugh from all my family.
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Don't take yourself too seriously. Know when to laugh at yourself, and find a way to laugh at obstacles that inevitably present themselves.
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I do things, and other people laugh at them. I rarely know what the joke is supposed to be or why they're laughing.
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I believe that given the audience attention level, we could do an even more compelling 90 minutes.
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I love my iPhone - I've actually gotten into games, and I find them really relaxing. Don't laugh at me, but I have 'Sally's Spa' - fantastic; 'Penguin Catapult' - it's great; and 'Word Solitaire' is my new favorite.
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As far as sustaining our popularity, I believe we can.
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You must learn to take life less seriously and to laugh.
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I love to pitch things that I believe in and products that I love to use.
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'The Bill Engvall Show' is a comedy about a middle-class family in the Midwest. It's a great family show to watch if you want to laugh and unwind.
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I know what people laugh at. I know their vocabulary.
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I believe a true Hindu in India could never have endorsed the killing of the Mahatma.
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Only really good comedies and really good horror movies get a verbal response out of the audience. People will scream. People will laugh.
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I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.
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Privately, I believe in none of them. Neither do you. Publicly, I believe in them all.
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I believe that everyone has the fundamental right to head to city hall with the person they love and get married. Period.
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Being onstage and performing, the high of that, and people coming to see you, and getting to make them laugh - that's what gets me hyped up. It's a nervous excitement.
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It's a really scary thing, having your dreams come true and seeing everything you ever wanted happening, getting the attention for it and then not knowing how to handle it properly.
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A son of the Immaculate Heart of Mary...is a man who unceasingly expends himself to light the fire of divine love in the world. Nothing stops him.
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Whether the borders that divide us are picket fences or national boundaries, we are all neighbors in a global community.
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Sometimes they laugh at things I don't think are funny, but I believe if they're laughing at me, it's a good show.