Mike Tyson Quotes
Sometimes they laugh at things I don't think are funny, but I believe if they're laughing at me, it's a good show.

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I believe politicians should always remain realistic.
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There are many reluctant young readers who haven't yet found books that make them laugh.
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I believe that Clinton is the most wicked and vile President that this nation has ever had.
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I believe in eating what I like and sweating it out in the gym.
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When I said I was going to audition for a film, I got a hearty laugh from all my family.
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Don't take yourself too seriously. Know when to laugh at yourself, and find a way to laugh at obstacles that inevitably present themselves.
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I do things, and other people laugh at them. I rarely know what the joke is supposed to be or why they're laughing.
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I believe that given the audience attention level, we could do an even more compelling 90 minutes.
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I love my iPhone - I've actually gotten into games, and I find them really relaxing. Don't laugh at me, but I have 'Sally's Spa' - fantastic; 'Penguin Catapult' - it's great; and 'Word Solitaire' is my new favorite.
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As far as sustaining our popularity, I believe we can.
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You must learn to take life less seriously and to laugh.
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I love to pitch things that I believe in and products that I love to use.
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'The Bill Engvall Show' is a comedy about a middle-class family in the Midwest. It's a great family show to watch if you want to laugh and unwind.
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I know what people laugh at. I know their vocabulary.
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I believe a true Hindu in India could never have endorsed the killing of the Mahatma.
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Only really good comedies and really good horror movies get a verbal response out of the audience. People will scream. People will laugh.
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I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.
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Privately, I believe in none of them. Neither do you. Publicly, I believe in them all.
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She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel.
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I don't want my children to ever think that food is taboo.
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One of the things that I realized when I left office was that in the 1990's citizens across the world applied more power than they had ever had, as compared with the government, because of more people living under democracies than dictatorships for the first time, the power of the internet, which the young Chinese used to basically change China's policy on the SARS epidemic, and shut it down, and because of the rise in non-governmental organizations like my foundation.
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We all need to find the simplest and easiest ways to help stop global warming.
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...to learn and not to do is really not to learn. To know and not to do is really not to know.
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Sometimes they laugh at things I don't think are funny, but I believe if they're laughing at me, it's a good show.