Mike Tyson Quotes
Sometimes they laugh at things I don't think are funny, but I believe if they're laughing at me, it's a good show.
Quotes to Explore
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I believe politicians should always remain realistic.
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There are many reluctant young readers who haven't yet found books that make them laugh.
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I believe that Clinton is the most wicked and vile President that this nation has ever had.
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I believe in eating what I like and sweating it out in the gym.
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When I said I was going to audition for a film, I got a hearty laugh from all my family.
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I didn't go to church, I didn't go to synagogue; I went to temple, Hindu temple, where I prayed to my Hindu gods - whether or not I believe in it is another story.
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Don't take yourself too seriously. Know when to laugh at yourself, and find a way to laugh at obstacles that inevitably present themselves.
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I do things, and other people laugh at them. I rarely know what the joke is supposed to be or why they're laughing.
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I believe that given the audience attention level, we could do an even more compelling 90 minutes.
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I love my iPhone - I've actually gotten into games, and I find them really relaxing. Don't laugh at me, but I have 'Sally's Spa' - fantastic; 'Penguin Catapult' - it's great; and 'Word Solitaire' is my new favorite.
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As far as sustaining our popularity, I believe we can.
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You must learn to take life less seriously and to laugh.
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I love to pitch things that I believe in and products that I love to use.
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'The Bill Engvall Show' is a comedy about a middle-class family in the Midwest. It's a great family show to watch if you want to laugh and unwind.
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I know what people laugh at. I know their vocabulary.
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I believe a true Hindu in India could never have endorsed the killing of the Mahatma.
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Only really good comedies and really good horror movies get a verbal response out of the audience. People will scream. People will laugh.
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I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.
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Privately, I believe in none of them. Neither do you. Publicly, I believe in them all.
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I'm starting to think I'll probably never have a girlfriend, which would be okay too. On those few occasions when a girl has actually flirted with me, tipped her head sideways and laughed at some stupid remark, all it did was make me angry. It seemed like she was playing a game with idiotic rules. First you laugh, then you tell a pretty lie, then you stick your tongue in each other's mouths, then you say something really mean and hurtful to each other, then you go off to find somebody else who wants to play the game. This is an activity for intelligent people? I think not.
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I had kind of sworn off network TV a while ago.
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I have seven disciplines to train for, and so I try to complete them all every week.
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Nothing has an uglier look to us than reason, when it is not on our side.
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Sometimes they laugh at things I don't think are funny, but I believe if they're laughing at me, it's a good show.
