Ogden Nash Quotes
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
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I'm trying hard to keep my Australian accent. My mom would disown me if I didn't.
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In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience.
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The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
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I would love to have been around in the Keystone Studios days.
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In 2004, I went onstage for the first time. They put a mike in my hand and pushed me out the door into the crowd. I did the three songs I had recorded and got out. It was the worst day of my life.
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This identity, this mind, this particular cast of speech, is nearly over.
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I've had five weddings but if I'm really honest and if I count significant de factos... I've had nine husbands... which sounds appalling but when you consider I started at 18 and I'm 65 it's not so bad.
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I think I've been really good at surrounding myself with really talented people. I've picked the right coattails to ride on.
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Everybody has to agree that the best thing we can do to start reducing the deficit in this country is to put people back to work.
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Philip Kitcher thinks that mathematics is surprisingly like empirical science. Few mathematicians would agree; philosophers too, from Socrates on, have held the opposite opinion.
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I don't know who Little Richard is.
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Often I pretended to a cameraman to know less than I did. That way I got more cooperation.
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If you put people up on pedestals, there's only one way for them to go, and that is down.
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I had just turned 10-years-old when the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor and plunged America into World War II.
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In the editing room, 20 percent of the time you're using stuff from before the actor knew the camera was rolling or you're taking a line from somewhere else and putting it in his mouth.
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I thought that communism, the tyranny of communism, was an abomination and I beseeched God to bring that terrible evil down and he did. It was a great triumph, it took awhile, but it happened.
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When I first lived in a model apartment... It was two bunk beds to a room, and the bathroom was constantly in use. I was bringing in Lucky Charms cereal, and one day an agent put a stop to that. She said, 'You're making all the girls fat.' They took it off our grocery order. That was the most dramatic thing that happened.
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I had seen some films made about the underground music world in Tehran, and most of them were short documentaries about 30 or 40 minutes long. And I always wondered why they weren't publicized more. Really, their only flaw was they were short documentaries.
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With the truth, all given facts harmonize; but with what is false, the truth soon hits a wrong note.
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All destruction, by violent revolution or however it be, is but new creation on a wider scale.
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When I left NASA, I was looking at how you could use space technologies for developing countries' work.
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To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
