Mitch Hedberg Quotes

I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.

Mitch Hedberg

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• The way I'm portrayed on the Internet is partly my doing, but it's partly the people that are presenting it so, you know, people come to know this strange version of a human. It can be pretty weird because people think I'm digging through dumpsters and smell like crap all the time.

  

  Mac DeMarco
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• I pretty much only wear Lilly Pulitzer ties because my best friend owns the company.

  

  Harlan Coben
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• I dated all these girls and ended up not liking them and thought to myself, 'What was it that all of them had in common?' They had too much time on their hands. Even though they were pretty, they lacked something. A woman could be less attractive but with ambition and drive, that's the most beautiful thing.

  

  Wale
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• I had a lot of fun working with John Candy. We had a pretty good rapport.

  

  Harold Ramis
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• I never heard 'I love you' as a child. I never felt pretty or cared for.

  

  Karrine Steffans
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• I was a pretty angry kid, and I got into military history largely as a way to vent my own anger. As I got older it narrowed down to a more specific focus on individual violence. I'm just trying to understand where it came from.

  

  Caleb Carr
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• The key in controlling my asthma is pretty simple: I have a good professional diagnosis, and I follow my doctor's instructions closely. You need to acknowledge both.

  

  Gary Valentine
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• I think I felt pretty alienated, being bigger, being mixed race, being of lower socioeconomic standing.

  

  Paloma Elsesser
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• I loved school, I loved putting on my uniform and doing homework every day. I was one of those good students that the teachers liked. I guess that's got to be a pretty nerdy, geeky part of me.

  

  Yvonne Strahovski
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• I was this weird misfit guy from suburban Seattle, I never really fit in, and then I became a drama geek, among all the other different kinds of geek that I was growing up, and I found I was pretty good at it.

  

  Rainn Wilson
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• Anyone who's married to Mariah Carey - I'm pretty sure - doesn't have a great sense of humor. I mean, let's be honest: she's ridiculous. What is her game plan?

  

  Chelsea Handler
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• President Obama's 100-day plan is pretty impressive. I think it's a Wow 100-plus days. The administration is not operating from fear, it is trying to drive change for the future, and that's a good thing.

  

  Andrea Jung
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• I am pretty happy with myself. I am not saying I am flawless, but I am content with the way I am.

  

  Barun Sobti
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• It's so cool, the number of emails I get from people saying I changed their life. It's pretty crazy.

  

  Ella Woodward
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• To be able to float and move around and, pretty much effortlessly, do whatever you want with your body in space is pretty amazing.

  

  Peggy Whitson
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• I think I am a pretty good judge of character in general and try to surround myself with the best people I can.

  

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• I'm pretty neurotic.

  

  Paul Wesley
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• I don't think there's any company that has the same tools as Martha Stewart Living does, and people know that. They really love the tools and, if you have the tools, you can pretty much do the craft.

  

  Martha Stewart
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• It's pretty rare to just talk to people who are having a tough time in the economy, to hear their individual stories.

  

  Janet Yellen
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• I never had a problem with social situations. A lot of times, when people are in school, they can have a little hesitancy because people are mean sometimes. I never had that problem because I never had that experience. So, I had a pretty easy transition.

  

  Britt Robertson
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• You need a balance at all times. If the verse is a bit messy, you need it to be less messy right after. It needs to vary. 'Shake It Off' is a good example, where the math behind the drama is pretty clear.

  

  Max Martin
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• I don't know what to do with myself between films. I end up doing unhealthy things like shopping or drinking. I'm pretty schizophrenic about it.

  

  Johnny Galecki
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• With 'Worst. Person. Ever.' I knew where it started and where it had to end, but I threw Raymond as many curveballs as I could along the way. He's like the coyote in the 'Road Runner' cartoons.

  

  Douglas Coupland
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• I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.

  

  Mitch Hedberg
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  • Mortality
  • Bubble