Andy Borowitz Quotes
It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.
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I don't know how much the economy has changed since Jonathan Swift's 'A Modest Proposal.'
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I joined the Actors Studio and began to work with Lee Strasberg, and that changed my work.
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I am on Facebook, but mainly as a way to spy on my children. I find out more about them from their Facebook pages than from what they tell me.
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Beauty without expression is boring.
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I don't have anyone's number; I just Facebook them.
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I don't have a lot of patience for boring arthouse movies.
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Record-breaking is not getting boring. I am definitely happy with that.
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Initially, when I joined Twitter, I was active. But, later, I felt that whatever I was tweeting or saying on a social platform turned out to be a little boring.
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I think all this Facebook stuff should just stop!
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I think trying to be offbeat is the most boring thing possible.
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Our lives and our culture have been significantly changed and improved by hardware, software, and services developed by immigrants.
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Not everybody goes to movies to get their life changed.
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The idea of designing something that is like something else is incredibly uninteresting and boring.
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I remember when I met my wife and that she could just grab my hand and I would just ease. I don't know how to say that but it was one of the coolest things. It was strange, but it definitely changed my life.
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I couldn't imagine playing someone young now; it would be so boring.
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Vulnerability is the strongest state to be in. How boring would it be if we were constantly dominant or constantly submissive?
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I would never do another sitcom. It was so boring I wanted to pull my fingernails off.
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Not being boring is quite a challenge.
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I remember my boyfriend and I had just broken up, and I was like 'I don't care how much it costs, I'm getting my hair bleached!' That's really when everything changed.
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All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be someplace else.
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I always say, 'When the Olympics are happening, you shouldn't be in any other place in the planet - you should be here.'
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After all, despite the scandalous behavior of one and, by the way, the other candidate [they are both , Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, scandalous in their own ways], they are smart, they are really smart and they are aware of the leverages they should use to make the voters in the United States understand them, feel them and hear them.
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For a musician, music is the best way to unite with God.
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It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.
