Andy Borowitz Quotes
It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.
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I don't know how much the economy has changed since Jonathan Swift's 'A Modest Proposal.'
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I joined the Actors Studio and began to work with Lee Strasberg, and that changed my work.
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I am on Facebook, but mainly as a way to spy on my children. I find out more about them from their Facebook pages than from what they tell me.
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Beauty without expression is boring.
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I don't have anyone's number; I just Facebook them.
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Record-breaking is not getting boring. I am definitely happy with that.
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Initially, when I joined Twitter, I was active. But, later, I felt that whatever I was tweeting or saying on a social platform turned out to be a little boring.
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I think trying to be offbeat is the most boring thing possible.
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Our lives and our culture have been significantly changed and improved by hardware, software, and services developed by immigrants.
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Not everybody goes to movies to get their life changed.
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The idea of designing something that is like something else is incredibly uninteresting and boring.
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I remember when I met my wife and that she could just grab my hand and I would just ease. I don't know how to say that but it was one of the coolest things. It was strange, but it definitely changed my life.
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Vulnerability is the strongest state to be in. How boring would it be if we were constantly dominant or constantly submissive?
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I would never do another sitcom. It was so boring I wanted to pull my fingernails off.
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Not being boring is quite a challenge.
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Fashion has changed, and it's continuing to change because, fundamentally, people get bored quicker.
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A speaker who does not strike oil in ten minutes should stop boring.
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The world is changed because you are made of ivory and gold. The curves of your lips rewrite history.
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Nothing which is harmonized by the bond of the Muse can be changed from its own to another language without destroying its sweetness.
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I don't really talk about my personal life and I don't really talk about my relationships. I'm not a big partier. I like the simplicity of my life, and I've chosen the kind of life I really want to live. I don't think my life is boring at all.
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People have the right to ask questions and dig deep when you're hurting people and things around you, but when I haven't talked to anyone in years, and every single article I see is dope this, junkie that, whiskey this- that ain't my title...my bad habits aren't my title. My strengths and talents are my title.
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It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.
