Andy Borowitz Quotes
It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.
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I don't know how much the economy has changed since Jonathan Swift's 'A Modest Proposal.'
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I joined the Actors Studio and began to work with Lee Strasberg, and that changed my work.
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I am on Facebook, but mainly as a way to spy on my children. I find out more about them from their Facebook pages than from what they tell me.
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Beauty without expression is boring.
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I don't have anyone's number; I just Facebook them.
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Record-breaking is not getting boring. I am definitely happy with that.
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Initially, when I joined Twitter, I was active. But, later, I felt that whatever I was tweeting or saying on a social platform turned out to be a little boring.
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I think trying to be offbeat is the most boring thing possible.
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Our lives and our culture have been significantly changed and improved by hardware, software, and services developed by immigrants.
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Not everybody goes to movies to get their life changed.
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The idea of designing something that is like something else is incredibly uninteresting and boring.
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I remember when I met my wife and that she could just grab my hand and I would just ease. I don't know how to say that but it was one of the coolest things. It was strange, but it definitely changed my life.
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I couldn't imagine playing someone young now; it would be so boring.
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Vulnerability is the strongest state to be in. How boring would it be if we were constantly dominant or constantly submissive?
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I would never do another sitcom. It was so boring I wanted to pull my fingernails off.
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Not being boring is quite a challenge.
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Fashion has changed, and it's continuing to change because, fundamentally, people get bored quicker.
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A speaker who does not strike oil in ten minutes should stop boring.
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I can't point to a single person or incident that changed my life, but the recognition that there is a certain world order, has been consequential. It has empowered me to do things my way. I found an inner truth by which I abide.
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I hike every day with my dog, after the kids are off to school. I tend to get wrapped up in all the things that need to be done during the day, so I really am strict about setting that time aside for myself and not scheduling anything before eleven, so I can get my hike in.
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The more we feel concern for others and seek their well-being, the more friends we will have and the more welcome we will feel.
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God gives all God asks all
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One thing about the Arena Football League, they know how to generate excitement. They have us opening the season at the same place where our season ended last year. It will be an electric atmosphere, and I, for one, can't wait.
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It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.
