Andy Borowitz Quotes
It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.
Quotes to Explore
-
I don't know how much the economy has changed since Jonathan Swift's 'A Modest Proposal.'
-
I joined the Actors Studio and began to work with Lee Strasberg, and that changed my work.
-
I am on Facebook, but mainly as a way to spy on my children. I find out more about them from their Facebook pages than from what they tell me.
-
Beauty without expression is boring.
-
I don't have anyone's number; I just Facebook them.
-
I don't have a lot of patience for boring arthouse movies.
-
Record-breaking is not getting boring. I am definitely happy with that.
-
Initially, when I joined Twitter, I was active. But, later, I felt that whatever I was tweeting or saying on a social platform turned out to be a little boring.
-
I think all this Facebook stuff should just stop!
-
I think trying to be offbeat is the most boring thing possible.
-
Our lives and our culture have been significantly changed and improved by hardware, software, and services developed by immigrants.
-
Not everybody goes to movies to get their life changed.
-
The idea of designing something that is like something else is incredibly uninteresting and boring.
-
I remember when I met my wife and that she could just grab my hand and I would just ease. I don't know how to say that but it was one of the coolest things. It was strange, but it definitely changed my life.
-
I couldn't imagine playing someone young now; it would be so boring.
-
Vulnerability is the strongest state to be in. How boring would it be if we were constantly dominant or constantly submissive?
-
I would never do another sitcom. It was so boring I wanted to pull my fingernails off.
-
Not being boring is quite a challenge.
-
Were I wrong, one professor would have been quite enough.
-
I know the true meaning of getting by by the skin of my teeth; I do. It doesn't matter whether you've got money or you haven't, whether you're famous or not. This is the case for all women, actually; you have to carry on. You always have to carry on. And you can, because you have to.
-
Families and societies are small and large versions of one another. Both are made up of people who have to work together, whose destinies are tied up with one another. Each features the components of a relationship: leaders perform roles relative to the led, the young to the old, and male to female; and each is involved with the process of decision-making, use of authority, and the seeking of common goals.
-
It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.
