Andy Borowitz Quotes
It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.
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I don't know how much the economy has changed since Jonathan Swift's 'A Modest Proposal.'
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I joined the Actors Studio and began to work with Lee Strasberg, and that changed my work.
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I am on Facebook, but mainly as a way to spy on my children. I find out more about them from their Facebook pages than from what they tell me.
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Beauty without expression is boring.
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I don't have anyone's number; I just Facebook them.
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Record-breaking is not getting boring. I am definitely happy with that.
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Initially, when I joined Twitter, I was active. But, later, I felt that whatever I was tweeting or saying on a social platform turned out to be a little boring.
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I think trying to be offbeat is the most boring thing possible.
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Our lives and our culture have been significantly changed and improved by hardware, software, and services developed by immigrants.
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Not everybody goes to movies to get their life changed.
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The idea of designing something that is like something else is incredibly uninteresting and boring.
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I remember when I met my wife and that she could just grab my hand and I would just ease. I don't know how to say that but it was one of the coolest things. It was strange, but it definitely changed my life.
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I couldn't imagine playing someone young now; it would be so boring.
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Vulnerability is the strongest state to be in. How boring would it be if we were constantly dominant or constantly submissive?
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I would never do another sitcom. It was so boring I wanted to pull my fingernails off.
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Not being boring is quite a challenge.
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Fashion has changed, and it's continuing to change because, fundamentally, people get bored quicker.
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A speaker who does not strike oil in ten minutes should stop boring.
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As I say the UK's position on the issue of torture and the use of torture has not changed. Our policy is the same as it has been. We condemn torture.
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I'm putting myself out there in a way I don't know if I ever have before.
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For me, men and women are different. A man is genetically gifted to pull more than a woman. But at the same time, I don't consider women to be any less than men. In fact, I feel we are far more intelligent than them.
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The human juggernaut is permanently eroding Earth's ancient biosphere.
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... what is really inspiriting and ennobling in the doctrine of freewill, is the conviction that we have real power over the formation of our own character; that our will, by influencing some of our circumstances, can modify our future habits or capabilities of willing.
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It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.
