Karl Pilkington Quotes
I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere.
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I'm hard on myself. I'm my biggest critic.
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People more than ever since I can remember are concerned about being out of step and out of line with their political party and won't cross over. There is nobody, man or woman, who wants to be left out, and people are fearful of that. People are fearful of their leadership as well.
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Natural gas is a better transportation fuel than gasoline, so if that's the case, it's cheaper, it's cleaner and it's a domestic resource.
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Cats and I have an understanding, but we choose not to interact often.
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I feel like I'm the luckiest person alive. I'm always waiting for that phone call: 'Hello. We've just realized you're really a no-talent hillbilly. We've made a horrible mistake and we'd like you to leave now.'
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I started off thinking that I just needed one shot to prove myself, but then I realised that I was only going to learn about acting by doing it.
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Despite overwhelming support for the United States to adopt English as its official language, we have still not taken that important step.
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The decision as to why a show makes it has to do with politics and money.
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I remember as a kid not ever wanting to have friends around to my house because it was, for want of a better description, disheveled.
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It's always performing for me. I write and I record so I can perform. It all ties to that. I've done it since I was a little kid. That's my absolute rush, is playing for different people every night, bringing something else to the table they've never seen.
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As a writer and a mom, I wish I could split into two or three different people so I could be with my kids all day, write all day, and go out and do the interviews all day. Multiplicity woman!
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I actually don't invest in anything that is social, mobile, deals or ad networks simply because those are areas where there are so many players and so many other smart people in the space, I feel like I don't have a competitive advantage. So I tend to go after things that are e-commerce, like healthcare.
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Originally, I thought English was more my home. But Spanish is so much more romantic. I've had to learn new phrases. I've had to learn to be more secure about singing in Spanish. But I'm working on it.
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If parents could just get their children moving around in the most simple and fun ways - jumping in leaves, dancing to pop music, throwing socks in a laundry basket - they could be sowing the seeds of great habits that could last a lifetime. It is all about turning it into a game.
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I feel things in quite an intense way. I'm not actually the most intense person.
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Bear and endure: This sorrow will one day prove to be for your good.
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I used to eat a whole chicken, every day, for lunch. I did that for four years. But it got tiring - go to the store, buy it, eat it. It's a mess.
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Either I'm listening to rap music, getting hyped up to go out and do something, or I'm listening to church music.
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The Republicans were not always insane. They might've had politics I didn't agree with, but they weren't always actually certifiable.
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I'm not saying that all college students are subhuman - I'm just saying that if you aim to spend a few years mastering the art of pomposity, these are places where you can be taught by undisputed experts.
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Discretion is the polite word for hypocrisy.
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He that will not work according to his faculty, let him perish according to his necessity: there is no law juster than that.
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I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere.
