Eddie Jemison Quotes
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Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
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I think Secretary's funny, it is about sex, and there's a lot of sex in it, sex is the key, but you're talking about a lot of other complicated things.
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I was extremely lucky that I had two great wives. It sounds a bit funny to say that, but it's absolutely true.
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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
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I love dancing.
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It's just funny that Americans have to contend with 2000 channels, and 60 different specific news sources, and the confusion that it creates, and the junk that we get to see is hilarious.
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God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
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It is funny what a year can do.
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My wife's a loving, funny, Irish-spirited person, and I'm still surprised at some of the things she says. She makes me laugh every day.
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Turn up the lights. I don't want to go home in the dark.
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You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre.
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There are a lot of funny people and a lot of unfunny people. Some of them are women and some of them are dudes.
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I look at old performance videos now, and it's really funny - I thought I was such a gangster!
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As a child, one of my defense mechanisms was to try to be funny. My mom tried to nurture that by putting me in acting class. But I got bored when we stopped pretending to be trees and actually had to work.
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I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I don't think it's funny just to have someone fall down.
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
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I love Alexander Wang!
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I love actors.
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There's a fear that I don't think people are interested in my actual opinion. I just think people are interested in me being funny.
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Fighters with 13 fights are winning world titles, and of course they don't know how to behave.
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In Germany, it's, let's say it's 5:59 and you're heading for the bakery or whatever and it's due to close at 6. The German will walk right up to that door and close it right in your face, they will lock it on the other side of that glass door with a shrug, like 'sorry'. A South Korean would never do that, ever. And, and this is what I like about them.
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I'd really been wanting to do a television series. I was looking for a comedy.
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Money is the root cause of why our political system is broken and why Americans are so frustrated.
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I love being funny and talking with fellas.
