Eddie Jemison Quotes
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Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
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I think Secretary's funny, it is about sex, and there's a lot of sex in it, sex is the key, but you're talking about a lot of other complicated things.
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I was extremely lucky that I had two great wives. It sounds a bit funny to say that, but it's absolutely true.
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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
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I love dancing.
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God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
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It is funny what a year can do.
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My wife's a loving, funny, Irish-spirited person, and I'm still surprised at some of the things she says. She makes me laugh every day.
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Turn up the lights. I don't want to go home in the dark.
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You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre.
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I look at old performance videos now, and it's really funny - I thought I was such a gangster!
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As a child, one of my defense mechanisms was to try to be funny. My mom tried to nurture that by putting me in acting class. But I got bored when we stopped pretending to be trees and actually had to work.
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I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I don't think it's funny just to have someone fall down.
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
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I love Alexander Wang!
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I love actors.
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If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty.
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Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.
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Over seven thousand US veterans die of suicide every year, which is funny... false laughter... because you'd think they'd die over there, but they come home! Right? I thought that must be funny, because nobody was taking it that seriously.
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I used to say, 'Man, I think I'd be a really good dad. I'll be a great provider. I'm funny; I'll go on trips with them - I'll do all sorts of stuff.' But the momming? I'm not made for that. I have a really good mom; I know what she put into it.
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It's a really big deal to have a star on the Walk of Fame; it feels like an incredible achievement.
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The first thing I always look at on a girl is her eyes.
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I'm going to do my best to help the team play hard and help the team win... I'm just coming to play baseball.
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I love being funny and talking with fellas.
