Eddie Jemison Quotes
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Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
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I think Secretary's funny, it is about sex, and there's a lot of sex in it, sex is the key, but you're talking about a lot of other complicated things.
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I was extremely lucky that I had two great wives. It sounds a bit funny to say that, but it's absolutely true.
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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
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I love dancing.
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It's just funny that Americans have to contend with 2000 channels, and 60 different specific news sources, and the confusion that it creates, and the junk that we get to see is hilarious.
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God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
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It is funny what a year can do.
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My wife's a loving, funny, Irish-spirited person, and I'm still surprised at some of the things she says. She makes me laugh every day.
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Turn up the lights. I don't want to go home in the dark.
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You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre.
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There are a lot of funny people and a lot of unfunny people. Some of them are women and some of them are dudes.
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I look at old performance videos now, and it's really funny - I thought I was such a gangster!
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As a child, one of my defense mechanisms was to try to be funny. My mom tried to nurture that by putting me in acting class. But I got bored when we stopped pretending to be trees and actually had to work.
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I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I don't think it's funny just to have someone fall down.
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
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I love Alexander Wang!
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I love actors.
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If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty.
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Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.
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A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all powerful and members of the best families all drinking themselves to death.
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The atom bomb is a paper tiger which the United States reactionaries use to scare people. It looks terrible, but in fact it isn't.
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Many Chinese companies are run like military camps with military discipline. We do not run a company that way. It does not help the creative process.
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I love being funny and talking with fellas.
