Lisa Lampanelli Quotes
Insult comedy has been around forever. I can make fun of people, and they won't get mad at me.
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Ozzy has dyslexia.
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A sack is way better than any nightclub. A touchdown is way better than any bar experience I've ever had.
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If somebody told me you'd be a one and a half billion dollar company and be the largest in the world, I wouldn't have believed it myself.
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Victorious living does not mean freedom from temptation, nor does it mean freedom from mistakes.
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They were saying computers deal with numbers. This was absolutely nonsense. Computers deal with arbitrary information of any kind.
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It's a good thing I don't read everything Eddie says, or I'd be up in arms and not enjoying my life.
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What is Norah Jones' style? Is it just the albums that we've heard? She has a rock group where she plays guitar in, downtown in New York, so do we really know her style?
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The composition of the primary is so different than when I was first elected governor in 1978.
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I do not believe any president can bind a successor president to give up his fundamental role as protector of the country.
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I did not give my daughter the kind of childhood anybody would want. The vision of the divided loyalty between a mother and father who don't live together and don't share in decisions is a great depravation for children.
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Dealing with the government does not mean you have to give a bribe.
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I love my boys very much. I want only the best for them and am committed to being a devoted father.
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Anyone in the comedy world knows that Horatio Sanz and Chris Parnell are two of the funniest guys around.
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In writing, as in medicine, there are no short cuts. You need stamina.
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I am strictly against remaking a movie.
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It's an unfortunate reality of life that toxins are constantly building up in our bodies.
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I have opposed the Communist cold war line ever since, both by public utterance and by private help to trade unionists breaking free from the Communist influence.
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Loss of hope rather than loss of life is what decides the issues of war. But helplessness induces hopelessness.
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As a young boy, scouting gave me a confidence and camaraderie that is hard to find in modern life.
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One of the things that defines a TEDster is you've taken your passion, and you've turned it into stewardship. You actually put action to the issues you care about.
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You can't start a movie by having the attitude that the script is finished, because if you think the script is finished, your movie is finished before the first day of shooting.
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In bachata, you had these guys that used to wear suits and had a really traditional style. We looked different. Baggy jeans. We had the Spanglish going on, and I knew that was going to work to our advantage.
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I think one of the greatest things about the Republican Party is the understanding, we don't point fingers and we have class.
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Insult comedy has been around forever. I can make fun of people, and they won't get mad at me.
