Cynthia Heimel Quotes
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I started getting really interested in comedy when I was in middle school.
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I like Michael Moore, but I think of him more as a rabble-rouser. On his TV show, when he went to the home of the guy who invented the car alarm and set off all the car alarms on the block... pretty funny.
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You know what? At the end of the day, funny is funny. I hope to see the end of all the female cliches that are written in a lot of comedies that are named chick flicks.
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I can do a little bit of comedy. I can be in an in-between place, where I can do a little bit.
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It's only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that I'm skinny, because I know there are even smaller clothes in the store. I think I'm big, when I was big, I never thought about it.
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But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.
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This may sound funny, but I feel my most beautiful when I'm clean, fresh out of the bath. I don't have to be dressed up. I could be in comfy clothes at home hanging out with my family.
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My voice is distinctive: there's a rhythm to it, and also, it's funny. I was just blessed with a funny-sounding voice.
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Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
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It's so funny: at 'SNL,' Bill Hader always kind of treated me like his little sister and would kind of, like, lovingly bully me.
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Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.
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Comedy's really subjective, you know.
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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
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I like children - fried.
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It's much funnier when the comedy can happen with me just trying my best to genuinely do a good thing.
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I think I am a star - I'm simply a funny-shaped star.
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I love going to the cinema, listening to music, yoga and long walks along Holkham beach in Norfolk.
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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
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Trying to look cool and lovely in comedy is a recipe for disaster. You have to let go.
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It is not hard to see why the FBI wants wiretapping backdoors. It would certainly make its job easier. But rejiggering the Internet so government can conveniently monitor everything we say and do online is too high a price to pay for making law enforcement more efficient.
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A dark house is always an unhealthy house, always an ill-aired house, always a dirty house. Want of light stops growth and promotes scrofula, rickets, etc., among the children. People lose their health in a dark house, and if they get ill, they cannot get well again in it.
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I was always a secretary in the early days, before we decided we were brave enough to join Equity and see if this thing has any legs.
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A comedian is not funny unless he is taking his demons out for a walk.
