Cynthia Heimel Quotes
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I started getting really interested in comedy when I was in middle school.
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I like Michael Moore, but I think of him more as a rabble-rouser. On his TV show, when he went to the home of the guy who invented the car alarm and set off all the car alarms on the block... pretty funny.
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You know what? At the end of the day, funny is funny. I hope to see the end of all the female cliches that are written in a lot of comedies that are named chick flicks.
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I can do a little bit of comedy. I can be in an in-between place, where I can do a little bit.
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It's only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that I'm skinny, because I know there are even smaller clothes in the store. I think I'm big, when I was big, I never thought about it.
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But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.
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This may sound funny, but I feel my most beautiful when I'm clean, fresh out of the bath. I don't have to be dressed up. I could be in comfy clothes at home hanging out with my family.
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My voice is distinctive: there's a rhythm to it, and also, it's funny. I was just blessed with a funny-sounding voice.
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Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
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It's so funny: at 'SNL,' Bill Hader always kind of treated me like his little sister and would kind of, like, lovingly bully me.
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Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.
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Comedy's really subjective, you know.
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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
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I like children - fried.
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It's much funnier when the comedy can happen with me just trying my best to genuinely do a good thing.
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I think I am a star - I'm simply a funny-shaped star.
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I love going to the cinema, listening to music, yoga and long walks along Holkham beach in Norfolk.
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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
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It's funny to me that people find other people getting coffee really interesting, or walking their dog in the dog park.
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Without my specs on, I think I look really great; then I put them on, and I scream. But at 62, I still think less is better. I use Clarins foundation, but I don't put it everywhere - I hate that covered look - so just on the sides of my nose where the veins have gone bang.
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I come from a family of farmers on both sides of my family.
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I thought you'd have learned by now. I'm going to stay by you until the sun and the moon and the stars spin down into darkness and dust.
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More time on paperwork means less time spent with students or preparing lessons for students. It is as simple as that. The numerous reforms in the bill will go a long way to free our time of special educators.
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A comedian is not funny unless he is taking his demons out for a walk.
