Dolly Parton Quotes
I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.
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I wouldn't recommend being a musician to anyone. It's not glamorous. It's a lot of being dirty, not eating, playing for five people and one of them is the bartender.
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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
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For fitness, I've just bought a watch which keeps a track of how many calories I burn, what's my heart rate, which is very fascinating.
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The funny thing is that I'm the girl who no one sees at the beach. Ask anyone who's traveled with me. Normally, I'm in so many layers, I look like Lawrence of Arabia!
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The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
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Once you are over 30, 35 years old, I think everyone should get down to the gym and start moving again.
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Even though I'm not a competitive athlete, I have to still maintain things and try to keep myself fit because I am at that age where I need to make sure to get those regular checkups and make sure everything is in tact.
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It's so funny, actors usually have a directing ambition. I've got no ambition for directing.
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But I've never looked at myself as being particularly funny.
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You can always improve your fitness if you keep training.
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There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.
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If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty.
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Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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For whatever reason, maybe it's because of my story, but people associate Livestrong with exercise and physical fitness, health and lifestyle choices like that.
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I think viewers quite like it when I'm suffering or eating or drinking something horrible or really up against it in some quicksand or whatever.
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I actually find novels that are determined to be funny at every turn quite oppressive.
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I have a funny relationship with religion. I'm a big believer in ritualistic behavior as long as it doesn't hurt anybody. But I'm not a big fan of rules. And yet, we cannot live in a world without order.
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I was being chased by a giant crab. Audience laughs That's not funny.
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Dad was the first man I fell in love with. He was a very funny man. He grew up in the East End of London and was very dynamic, and I understood why my mother fell in love with him.
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I've got funny things. David Duchovny had to have a cast made of his face to do an old person's make-up, and I've got that cast of his face in my house. I've got something from the pilot, the original implant that was in Billy Miles' head. I've got a sign from 'The Erlenmeyer Flask.' But my house isn't a museum to 'The X-Files!'
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People like me were supposed to be into exclusivity, unapproachable. That's what I hate most. I think it's very demode.
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I feel like everything I ever did in my life led me to the Franklin Mint.
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It doesn't matter to me. We're still cousins in our own way. Blood's just something old people talk about to make you feel bad.
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I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.
