Dolly Parton Quotes
I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.
 
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	I wouldn't recommend being a musician to anyone. It's not glamorous. It's a lot of being dirty, not eating, playing for five people and one of them is the bartender.   
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	If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?   
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	I saw Quentin Tarantino's 'Django Unchained,' and you could say a lot of things against it, but it was incredible fun. I don't like blood and gore, and I am very squeamish about violence, but Tarantino's violence is actually funny.   
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	I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.   
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	For fitness, I've just bought a watch which keeps a track of how many calories I burn, what's my heart rate, which is very fascinating.   
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	The funny thing is that I'm the girl who no one sees at the beach. Ask anyone who's traveled with me. Normally, I'm in so many layers, I look like Lawrence of Arabia!   
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	The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.   
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	Once you are over 30, 35 years old, I think everyone should get down to the gym and start moving again.   
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	Even though I'm not a competitive athlete, I have to still maintain things and try to keep myself fit because I am at that age where I need to make sure to get those regular checkups and make sure everything is in tact.   
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	It's so funny, actors usually have a directing ambition. I've got no ambition for directing.   
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	But I've never looked at myself as being particularly funny.   
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	You can always improve your fitness if you keep training.   
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	There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.   
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	If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty.   
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	Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.   
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	For whatever reason, maybe it's because of my story, but people associate Livestrong with exercise and physical fitness, health and lifestyle choices like that.   
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	I think viewers quite like it when I'm suffering or eating or drinking something horrible or really up against it in some quicksand or whatever.   
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	I actually find novels that are determined to be funny at every turn quite oppressive.   
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	I had a string of really awful jobs in Manhattan where my whole point was to do as little work in the world as possible so I could hoard time to write.   
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	The real problem in Greece is not cutting taxes, it's making sure that we don't have tax evasion.   
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	There are orphans that can be cared for; but this some will not venture to undertake, for it brings them work more than they care to do, leaving them but little time to please themselves.   
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	Our mobile phones have become the greatest spy on the planet.   
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	Dance and I are synonymous, and nobody can take away dance from my life. Also, I cannot look at dance in an inert way; it's my passion, and I get keen on being part of any show or film that has dance!   
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	I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.   
 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					