Funny Quotes
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I'm a bitter, sad, sour young man who makes a career out of hastling people with real careers.
Steve Martin
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You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it.
Jerry Coleman
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If I'm in a serious play, I often think to myself, 'I could make that line funny.'
Eve Arden
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When you start out, it sometimes feels like you're fighting audiences every night just to prove that you're funny.
Nicholas Kroll
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When we shot that Westworld, it was so funny. Not funny - I mean, like, funny-strange because I, personally as an actress and as a person, am so used to having to play the damsel, that when we were shooting that scene, and Jimmi looked at me and said, "Dolores, run," I ran. Then I stopped myself, and I turned around and I went, "Oh my God. I'm so used to running."
Evan Rachel Wood
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I am who I am and I say what I think. I'm not putting a face on for the record.
Marshall Bruce Mathers III
Bad Meets Evil'
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I can be educational, but if I'm not funny and entertaining, too, who's going to come and listen to me or watch me on TV.
Bill Nye
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No volleyball play can begin without a serve, and the serve is the only technique that is totally under your control. In other endeavors, you cannot succeed without believing in yourself, and that belief is completely under your control.
Karch Kiraly
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I admit to spending a fortune on women, booze and gambling... the rest I spend foolishly.
Chic Murray
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The funny thing about the boy who gave away his loaves and fish is that he, too, ended the day with a full stomach.
Mark Hart
Crowded House
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As long as the wrong feels right - it's like I'm in flight.
Marshall Bruce Mathers III
Bad Meets Evil'
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I knew exactly what to do on Alien, it was funny.
Ridley Scott