Funny Quotes
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An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.
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Looking back on the event, I find myself thinking there are three approaches to journalism represented here. One is the "cool" approach of traditional journalism, including network broadcasting in which NPR is no exception. One is the "hot" approach of talk radio, which has since expanded to TV sports networks and now Fox TV. The third is the engaged approach of weblogging.
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That big guy, Winfield, at 6'6", can do things only a small man can do.
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She appears to have a face that would stop a clock and raise hell with small watches, bless her heart.
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Books are no more threatened by Kindle than stairs by elevators.
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The more I think about it, the more there is to be said for the sloth. He sleeps fifteen to eighteen hours a day and is known to have taken forty-eight days to travel four miles. He hangs in the trees after he's dead. But he lives longer than the cheetah.
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With two laps to go then the action will begin, unless this is the action, which it is.
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It's easy to be negatively funny about personalities in the media. It's just kind of a cheap laugh.
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Maybe because I began as a writer, I have a good ear for dialogue, and maybe being an English major - and that I also read a lot as a kid - if I hear somebody say something that I think's funny, or I find a situation or story, I'll try to work that into the movie.
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A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. "What shall we name the other one?" I smiled. She was not amused.
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I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... an Arctic region covered with ice.
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The last time Pena faced the Padres, the Dodgers scratched for a run to tie the game and then went on to win 4-0.
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Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture.
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Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.
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Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it.
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So there I was lying in the gutter. A man stopped and asked '"What's the matter? Did you fall over?" So I said "No. I've a bar of toffee in my back pocket and I was just trying to break it."
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You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it.
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As long as the wrong feels right - it's like I'm in flight.
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This circuit is interesting because it has inclines and declines. Not just up, but down as well.
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I admit to spending a fortune on women, booze and gambling... the rest I spend foolishly.
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It's pretty funny when we go out to countries where the drinking age is 13 or 14, and we all go to bars and order and drink some stuff. Our parents will go, 'Hey!' And we go, 'We are legal to drink here!'
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You couldn't hope to make a drama and have people rewriting on the day and having the actors making suggestions, "Wouldn't it be funny if my character did this?" "No. You're the actor. I'll tell you what to do."
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I'm a bitter, sad, sour young man who makes a career out of hastling people with real careers.
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Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.
