Funny Quotes
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She appears to have a face that would stop a clock and raise hell with small watches, bless her heart.
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Even though I didn't get a business degree, I enjoyed learning about economics.
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The last time Pena faced the Padres, the Dodgers scratched for a run to tie the game and then went on to win 4-0.
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Looking back on the event, I find myself thinking there are three approaches to journalism represented here. One is the "cool" approach of traditional journalism, including network broadcasting in which NPR is no exception. One is the "hot" approach of talk radio, which has since expanded to TV sports networks and now Fox TV. The third is the engaged approach of weblogging.
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Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it.
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An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.
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The more I think about it, the more there is to be said for the sloth. He sleeps fifteen to eighteen hours a day and is known to have taken forty-eight days to travel four miles. He hangs in the trees after he's dead. But he lives longer than the cheetah.
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It's easy to be negatively funny about personalities in the media. It's just kind of a cheap laugh.
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Books are no more threatened by Kindle than stairs by elevators.
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For me, I've worked hard for people to think I'm funny.
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As long as the wrong feels right - it's like I'm in flight.
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Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.
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I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.
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What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, 'Hey I got an idea: How about we take a Pop-Tart and fill it with really nasty meat? You could cook it in a sleeve thing, and you could dunk it in the toilet.'
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That big guy, Winfield, at 6'6", can do things only a small man can do.
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You couldn't hope to make a drama and have people rewriting on the day and having the actors making suggestions, "Wouldn't it be funny if my character did this?" "No. You're the actor. I'll tell you what to do."
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Physically I'm not as strong as I was, but I try to make up for it mentally. It's a big challenge, and I relish it, competing with guys half my age.
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Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut.
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Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.
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Some of the best fiction writers got their start writing airline menus.
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I'd basically have trouble with any job that doesn't require me to wear silly clothes and talk in funny voices.
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This circuit is interesting because it has inclines and declines. Not just up, but down as well.
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I admit to spending a fortune on women, booze and gambling... the rest I spend foolishly.
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So there I was lying in the gutter. A man stopped and asked '"What's the matter? Did you fall over?" So I said "No. I've a bar of toffee in my back pocket and I was just trying to break it."
