Funny Quotes
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That old question about whether, as a woman, you can be funny and attractive at the same time. Argh! I hate that question. Of course you can.
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First of all, I choose the great roles, and if none of these come, I choose the mediocre ones, and if they don't come, I choose the ones that pay the rent.
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Ozzie Smith is out there roaming around like glass.
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I think sex is overrated. I don't have sex appeal and I know it. As a matter of fact, I think I'm rather funny looking. My teeth are funny, for one thing, and I have none of the attributes usually required for a movie queen, including the shapeliness.
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Some of the best fiction writers got their start writing airline menus.
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Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.
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You can never look that tough in glasses. ... You never see somebody push up their glasses and say, "I'm gonna kick your ass."
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You walk into the locker room, and you see players with their ripping muscles and stomachs you could wash your clothes in.
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Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet.
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The funny thing about the boy who gave away his loaves and fish is that he, too, ended the day with a full stomach.
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Even though I didn't get a business degree, I enjoyed learning about economics.
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Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.
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I do quite like sightseeing. I like churches, museums, galleries and all that stuff. I love the smell of a church in Italy or the smell of an old greasy spoon somewhere. I like markets and little funny shops in the backstreets of Florence.
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I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.
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The token gay character is always so funny and so fantastic. That's happened a lot. Or they're often purely victims.
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I love Nicole Holofcener and Lynn Shelton, both for the same reasons: their films are funny without being forced, intimate and real while also being hugely entertaining.
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Physically I'm not as strong as I was, but I try to make up for it mentally. It's a big challenge, and I relish it, competing with guys half my age.
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Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
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It’s a funny thing coming home. Nothing changes. Everything looks the same, feels the same, even smells the same. You realize what’s changed, is you.
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Looking back on the event, I find myself thinking there are three approaches to journalism represented here. One is the "cool" approach of traditional journalism, including network broadcasting in which NPR is no exception. One is the "hot" approach of talk radio, which has since expanded to TV sports networks and now Fox TV. The third is the engaged approach of weblogging.
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I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure
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I was trampled to death by a man who believed his luggage would be the first piece off. If he were an experienced traveler, he would know that the first piece of luggage belongs to no one. It's just a dummy suitcase to give everyone hope.
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My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!
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The funny thing is that the fashions from the '90s seem to sit so well with the fashions of 2016. Everything from then somehow skipped and came back.
