Funny Quotes
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People used to make fun of alternative comedy because sometimes it would be someone being funny, and sometimes it was a crazy man with a flute making no sense. And it's very easy to be like, yeah, that's not really comedy.
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George Hendrick simply lost that sun-blown pop-up.
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Getting fan mail from Brazil is kind of funny.
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We told each other every funny story we could think of. One of them stays in my mind. A German citizen wants to commit suicide. He tries to hang himself, but the rope is of such a poor quality that it breaks. He tries to drown himself, but the percentage of wood in the fabric of his pants is so high that he floats on the surface like a raft. Finally he starves to death from eating official government rations.
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I have lost friends, some by death...others by sheer inability to cross the street.
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It will be funny in about 10 years.
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She appears to have a face that would stop a clock and raise hell with small watches, bless her heart.
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I believe in eight of the ten commandments. I believe in going to church every Sunday... unless there's a game on.
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I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.
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It’s funny how one summer can change everything.
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There's a new slimming course just out where they remove all your bones. Not only do you weigh less, but you also look so much more relaxed.
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I sure hope you're staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.
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I find it very difficult to be funny, it's much easier to do tragedy than it is to do comedy.
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It would have been a wonderful wedding - had it not been mine.
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Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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Looking back on the event, I find myself thinking there are three approaches to journalism represented here. One is the "cool" approach of traditional journalism, including network broadcasting in which NPR is no exception. One is the "hot" approach of talk radio, which has since expanded to TV sports networks and now Fox TV. The third is the engaged approach of weblogging.
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I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny
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It's easy to be negatively funny about personalities in the media. It's just kind of a cheap laugh.
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Maybe because I began as a writer, I have a good ear for dialogue, and maybe being an English major - and that I also read a lot as a kid - if I hear somebody say something that I think's funny, or I find a situation or story, I'll try to work that into the movie.
