Funny Quotes
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It's funny because when I first met with Carmen, she said, "Have you ever thought about doing TV?" And I was like, "No, not really, but I'd audition for TV." And she said, "That's where the roles are for women now. That's where you can go and get a really great part."
Eve Hewson
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So I went to the Doctor's yesterday. He said, "What appears to be the problem?" I said, "I keep having this dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushing towards me and I keep pushing them away." He said, "How can I help?" I said: "Break my arms."
Tommy Cooper
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Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
Jerry Coleman
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Never have more children than you have car windows.
Erma Bombeck
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
Steve Martin
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McCovey swings and misses, and it's fouled back.
Jerry Coleman
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I'm not sure either of them had a great capacity for love, that was all. it's funny - mine feels bottomless.
Elizabeth Noble
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Comedy is a very personal thing, and some people will find it funny, some people wont.
Stephen Mangan
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The idea that you can't be attractive and funny at the same time is something that I hate.
Emma Stone
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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all, its great saving grace, is its ambiguity. You can simultaneously laugh at a situation, and take it seriously.
Stephen Fry
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You can never not feel like that, as a working artist these days. It's funny - time off makes me nervous, but so does time on. At least the pressure wasn't coming from outside.
Zach Condon
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Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.
Helen Gurley Brown
