Funny Quotes
-
It's funny how the present can change the past.
Andrew Sean Greer
-
Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
Jerry Coleman
-
And the first three cars are all Escorts, which isn't surprising as this is an all Escort race.
Murray Walker
-
And there's no damage to the car. Except to the car itself.
Murray Walker
-
Physically I'm not as strong as I was, but I try to make up for it mentally. It's a big challenge, and I relish it, competing with guys half my age.
Karch Kiraly
-
Since I became more confident, I've thought, 'Right, let me get myself on the market'. So I joined Tinder and Chappie, and it was funny because, at first, the sites thought I was an imposter.
Anzia Yezierska
-
If I'm in a serious play, I often think to myself, 'I could make that line funny.'
Eve Arden
-
It's lap 26 of 58, which unless I'm very much mistaken is half way.
Murray Walker
-
It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all, its great saving grace, is its ambiguity. You can simultaneously laugh at a situation, and take it seriously.
Stephen Fry
-
Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it.
Philip Seymour Hoffman
-
That big guy, Winfield, at 6'6", can do things only a small man can do.
Jerry Coleman
-
It's pretty funny when we go out to countries where the drinking age is 13 or 14, and we all go to bars and order and drink some stuff. Our parents will go, 'Hey!' And we go, 'We are legal to drink here!'
Ben Gillies
Silverchair
-
Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
Carrie Snow
-
She's strong! And scary...I bet she's single...I'd put money on it.
Masashi Kishimoto
-
As long as the wrong feels right - it's like I'm in flight.
Marshall Bruce Mathers III
Bad Meets Evil'
-
I can go right, I can go left, I'm amphibious.
Charles Shackleford
-
When we shot that Westworld, it was so funny. Not funny - I mean, like, funny-strange because I, personally as an actress and as a person, am so used to having to play the damsel, that when we were shooting that scene, and Jimmi looked at me and said, "Dolores, run," I ran. Then I stopped myself, and I turned around and I went, "Oh my God. I'm so used to running."
Evan Rachel Wood
-
When you're out of sight for as long as I was, there's a funny feeling of betrayal that comes over people when they see you again.
Esther Williams
