Funny Quotes
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I would really love to do a musical, I don't know in what capacity but something funny.
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It is a funny view of the world that a book can cause riots.
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As funny as it sounds, the best thing I got out of making a solo record was to realize how much I love being in a band.
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It's funny because when I got 'Jarhead' and 'Avatar' and all those movies, 'Leprechaun' still to this day airs on BET. I was thinking, 'Will they just let it go? I finally have a body of work that can speak much better to what I can do than just Leprechaun.'
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I'm not filthy rich! I'm not as rich as people think. It's funny, isn't it?
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Funny... I still can't believe in God." "Does that matter now?"..."He believes in you.
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I don't really leave my house too much, 'cause I don't like... it's funny, I don't really like to be high and famous at the same time.
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Cannes is a circus, so you have to have fun with it. Everything suddenly becomes funny. And the promotion of a movie - that's where you really need to be a good actor. You need to make journalists believe that what you're saying is just for them and you've never said it before, even when you're talking about the same film over and over again.
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Doing stand-up takes the fun out of being funny.
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I did 'Love's Labour's Lost' in the theater and found it to be riotously funny.
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A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
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Whenever I do a comedy show I still just read poems, some of which are intentionally funny and some of which are just bizarre. The mix seems to work well.
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Staring down the barrel of a gun is the scariest thing you could ever experience. It's not funny. It's not for the movies.
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The people from 'The State' are close friends, but also some of the most incredibly funny people I know.
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On some level in acting, what you're trying to find is truth, because when it's true is when it's also funny.
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I just want to be known as funny.
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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But, sooner or later I'd love to do a comedy. I mean I think that, you know, people don't think that that's in my wheelhouse because I've sort of played a lot of dramatic stuff and that's certainly a side of myself that I want at some point in the right context, in the right stuff, that I find really funny.
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I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.
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One of the funny things in life to me is a guy who takes himself very seriously.
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I'm 27. I feel like I get it. I'm OK with being sexy if I feel like it. Some days I'm brainy, some days I'm funny, some days I'm sexy, and sometimes, I just want to dance.
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The simplest comment on my book came from my ballet teacher. She said, 'I wish you hadn’t made every line funny. It’s so depressing.'
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Believe it or not, I write on stage. I can't write anywhere else; I have to be in a moment. I also have to challenge myself to make something funny out of a premise. I never have my own jokes written. I have to change things as I go along, and I have to entertain myself.
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I don't sit down to write a funny story. Every single thing I sit down to write is meant to be sad.
