Funny Quotes
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I like situational comedy when people are being completely serious and yet you can find something extremely funny, not jokes.
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Chris Farley, I was a huge fan of his growing up. I would love to do something kind of slapstick and funny, maybe where I could change my look even a little bit.
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It's funny: I like being surprised as a reader, so it's difficult for me to spoil my own stuff.
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Actually, the animal pictures came about in a funny way.
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No one ever thought Clint Eastwood was funny, but he was.
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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
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Everyday life is pretty funny and pretty ridiculous and occasionally really great, though not all the time, and that's all part of it.
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Resolve was never stronger than in the morning, after the night, when it was never weaker
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Montreal leads Atlanta by three, 5-1.
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When I'm doing a drama, I wish I was doing something funny. When I'm doing something funny, I wish I was doing something more serious. I think it's just human nature.
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Nobody really thinks that Bush or McCain have a real answer for the challenges we face. So what they are going to try to do is make you scared of me. You know he - oh, he's not patriotic enough. He's got a funny name. You know, he doesn't look like all of those other presidents on those dollar bills.
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The Common Law of England has been laboriously built about a mythical figure-the figure of 'The Reasonable Man'.
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We all struggle. Life is not fun. A lot of times, it's really painful and hard. Sometimes it's really funny. 'Foxcatcher' is kind of like a metaphor for that.
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Even though I never worked with her, it was still really cool to have Brooke Shields on set. She was so nice and so funny.
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I was a very quiet child growing up. I always knew that I was funny - I just never put it to use.
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I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful. I like birds, bees, I like people. I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful... like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in pre-school!
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OK, I have to admit that I go on TheSuperficial.com. That guy is so funny, he's just so funny... you know, I'm a news junkie, so I regularly flip between HuffingtonPost.com, CNN.com, and a site that's called MyWay.com, which shows me six different news feeds. And I go on DrudgeReport.com about once a day.
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I think I'm one of those guys who was sort of always in comedy. I thought of myself - and other people seemed to think of me - as funny from a very young age. I was a very young comedy nerd and I even did sketch comedy in high school and college. I wrote and shot sketches on video and acted in them.
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I feel like any time John Oliver is added to something, the comedy is instantly there. He's so funny.
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I think Janeane Garofalo is incredibly funny, and I love Dennis Miller.
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I wasn't a class clown, I just found at an early age that I was able to make people laugh. So I mostly wrote funny stuff instead of writing what I was supposed to be writing.
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Isn't it funny the way some combinations of words can give you--almost apart from their meaning--a thrill like music?
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There's something bizarrely funny about a guy who doesn't realise he's, in essence, a dog chasing his own tail.
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I did not see myself as a leading lady. I thought I was really funny-looking and I would never be the lead, and I certainly would never do film or television. I wanted to do theater. I wanted to be the grand dame of the American stage.
