Funny Quotes
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It's funny because all through the '80s I didn't do TV and movies very much. I prided myself that I was making a living in the theater.
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The Common Law of England has been laboriously built about a mythical figure-the figure of 'The Reasonable Man'.
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If you are doing stand-up comedy, you have to be confident in what you are doing. That doesn't mean just because you are confident you are funny.
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It's funny, sometimes American journalists talk about how bad a country is, that people are lining up for food. That is a good thing! In other countries people don't line up for food: the rich get the food and the poor starve to death.
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I have a lot of funny friends, and we joke a lot, but I've never really played comedic parts.
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This morning someone sent me a very funny photo of me holding their puppy. We have matching colour jackets.
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I want to be known for my performances and doing my craft well, not for funny stuff I post on Twitter or whatever.
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It's funny how a song can start in your mind, and then when it goes through all the filters, it ends up in a totally different spot.
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Tech is a funny industry; I don't think there is any other industry on the planet that reinvents itself every 10-12 years.
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Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself to seriously is attractive to me
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Every American, to the last man, lays claim to a "sense" of humor and guards it as his most significant spiritual trait, yet rejects humor as a contaminating element wherever found. America is a nation of comics and comedians; nevertheless, humor has no stature and is accepted only after the death of the perpetrator.
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I've no idea where ideas come from and I hope I never find out; it would spoil the excitement for me if it turned out I just have a funny little wrinkle on the surface of my brain which makes me think about invisible train platforms.
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Don't talk anybody, don't come near! Can't you see the fish might hear? He thinks I'm playing with a piece of string; He thinks I'm another sort of funny thing, But he doesn't know I'm fishing - He doesn't know I'm fishing. That's what I'm doing - Fishing.
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The truth is really funny. It's uncomfortable sometimes, it's dramatic sometimes, but it's really funny. Life is funny.
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I never really considered 'Quantum & Woody' a comedic book or a funny book. I never thought of it as a satire.
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Funny how defined we are by how we present ourselves to the world.
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Lot of ugly funny dudes end up with some pretty gorgeous women. Women are much deeper than us in choosing a mate - they see in the long term.
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It's funny looking at yourself. You know how it is when you look back at old pictures? It's just funny looking back at yourself walking and talking at age 14.
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Isn't it funny the way some combinations of words can give you--almost apart from their meaning--a thrill like music?
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What's funny about the slacker thing, people project an image of what they think a musician is: young, slack, unemployed - like a really romantic idea of a poet, writer or musician - which isn't really true a lot of the time. I don't reckon you would know anything about me if I wasn't moderately hard-working.
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It's funny because 'West Wing' is similar to 'Game of Thrones' in some ways, as it was very hard to pull off back then.
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Grubb goes back, back... He's under the warning track and makes the play.
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It's a funny thing about being raised Catholic and then going to Catholic schools with nuns - the cliche about the mean nun was not what I had at all. They were very, very smart, devoted individuals.
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I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?
