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		As I said before, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, and that means that Pennsylvania did not have jurisdiction over the contract of marriage that occurred in Las Vegas, Nevada.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Larry Burns
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I've discovered the burger is a crazy thing in Vegas, but I was one of the early chefs to do a lot of burgers.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Daniel Boulud
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		As for poker, I've stayed away from that, even though when I was in Vegas for Ocean's Eleven, I would get accosted by these guys begging me to play. They just want to take my money. They see me, think 'actor' and see some easy money.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Matt Damon
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		When I went to college at the University of Nevada back in Las Vegas, I got tricked into singing in choir. The first thing we did was the Mozart 'Requiem.' That was the piece that changed my life overnight.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Eric Whitacre
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Artie Lange
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		The best time to go to Las Vegas is during Christmastime, because there's no drug you can take that will recreate the experience of watching people gamble while they play Christmas carols. I'm Jewish, and I'm astonished. People going, 'GODDAMMIT!' 'JESUS CHRIST!' 'HOLY FUCK!' '...pa-rum-pum-pum-pum, me and my drum.'
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Lewis Black
			
		
	
	
  
	 
	
		
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		I basically left Texas with no money. I was making $3.50 working in some mall, so I didn't have a lot of cash. I took $1,000 and headed to California. Along the way I stopped in Vegas because I had always wanted to see Caesar's Palace. So I stopped there and won $2,500 on a slot machine! It was amazing.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Krista Allen
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		Of course this is Vegas and it is the melting pot for all over the world, but people from all over the world know Donny and Marie. It is amazing. I have been in the business a long time to realize careers can be fleeting. Five years is a long career nowadays for some people, and here we are still going strong after 40 years.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Donny Osmond
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		Israel is not Vegas, and it will not be.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Naftali Bennett
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I went to Vegas for 22 years, married some absolutely charming women, and gave them all my money.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Anthony Newley
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Drew Carey
			
		
	
	
  
	 
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		I get his fan mail, and take it to work. I've gotten boxes of persimmons, all kinds of stuff, ... One day a woman showed up from New Jersey, asking me for the donation I promised. I told her that she's probably looking for the Wayne Newton who lives in Las Vegas.
	
	
	
		
			
				
					
						
					
				
				Wayne Newton