Vegetarians Quotes
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Vegetarians in general don't like me.
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Vegetarians have wicked, shifty eyes, and laugh in a cold calculating manner. They pinch little children, steal stamps, drink water, favor beards.
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Vegetarians claim to be immune from most diseases but they have been known to die from time to time.
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Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.
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The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable.
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My parents, along with my brother and sister, are vegetarians.
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If we each had to butcher our own meat, there would be a great increase in the number of vegetarians.
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I have known many meat eaters to be far more nonviolent than vegetarians.
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He soon acquired the forlorn look that one sees in vegetarians.
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I am sure vegetarians must also account for a lot of gases. Look how many beans they eat.
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I don’t want to end up being one of those vegetarians who constantly craves a bacon sandwich.
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Vegetarians always ask about getting enough protein. But I don't know any nutrition expert (who) can plan a diet of natural foods resulting in a protein deficiency, so long as you're not deficient in calories. You need only 5 or 6 percent of total calories in protein... and it is pratically impossible to get below 9 percent in ordinary diets.
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You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway.
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My name, as you may have guessed, is Theodore. I come from a strange stock. The members of my family were mostly epileptics, vegetarians, stutterers, triplets, nailbiters. But we've always been happy.
