Chelsea Handler Quotes
Don't think about anything for too long. Even if it's off-the-wall, go for it. You'll have a lot more fun in life.
Quotes to Explore
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Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.
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It's always hard when you're playing someone for a lot of people out there who are going to see the movie after reading the books. There's a communion between a reader and the writer, so people will have an idea who Sirius Black is and I might not be everyone's idea of that.
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My professional and human obsession is the nature of language, and my best relationships are with other writers. In many ways, I know George Eliot better than I know my husband.
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Everyone knows that Apple crushed Microsoft in the mobile era. But it was exactly the opposite in the PC Wars of the 1980s and 1990s.
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I believe in the impossible because no one else does.
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Guinea pigs are quite difficult to draw, I think, because they're so furry.
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Unless you work for '60 Minutes', your life is: You do stories about things, and nothing happens as a result.
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The more walking-around money I have, the less I walk around.
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I think that we should be eternally vigilant against attempts to check the expression of opinions that we loathe and believe to be fraught with death, unless they so imminently threaten immediate interference with the lawful and pressing purposes of the law that an immediate check is required to save the country.
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When you're in the music business, everything is very personal, because you are invested in everything; there's a very deep, personal attachment to your music.
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Maybe I am a bit unusual here, but I am less stressed if I have my phone with me. Because I can spend like an hour in the morning taking care of everything instead of I sit there and wonder what I missed or wonder what's happening. So it's way less stressful for me to just answer my phone.
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Life is so short. I would rather sing one song than interpret the thousand.
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It's true that immigrant novels have to do with people going from one country to another, but there isn't a single novel that doesn't travel from one place to another, emotionally or locally.
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We have no chance to comprehend what goes on there - it's so dramatic, and people are so poor. We all felt bad about being there. Filming in India felt like we were going to borrow something knowing that we were never going to give it back.
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I love to travel. This is the time for me. When will I do it if not now?
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Our duty was to try and find the Japanese fleet. We never did find the Japanese fleet and I am awfully glad, because they had attacked us there with six carriers, three battleships, 10 or 15 cruisers, and about 20 destroyers.
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I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.
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I have no literary fears.
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The Indonesian brands aren't interested in sports people, only movie stars, because they can get more exposure in the media.
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Dogma and hierarchy are endemic to such structures...indeed, such are the structures of any theocracy.
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There's only one person in this race who will be there, who's always been there for you, and that's Hillary Clinton's life story.
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It's interesting, there are a lot of similarities with being in the music business or being in a band, where a lot of it is business work you've gotta do, like emails. It's weird, I don't feel like I'm in charge.
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The acquisition of Hispanic brings the top radio station and TV network players together
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Don't think about anything for too long. Even if it's off-the-wall, go for it. You'll have a lot more fun in life.
