Fred Armisen Quotes
Even when I go do comedy stuff live, I can still feel the drummer in me about to go onstage.
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I'm a journalist and author. I make my living by finding things out and writing about them.
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Unfortunately, the Senate Democrats have become an extreme party. They have become a party that has abdicated their responsibilities. Under Harry Reid and the Senate Democrats, we have a do-nothing Senate.
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As a legal matter, my mother is an American citizen by birth.
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I'm kind of a sucker for the retro-diagnoses.
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If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect.
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Whilst we deliberate how to begin a thing, it grows too late to begin it.
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You watch 'Whale Rider,' and I defy you to not get teary-eyed at the end there.
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Guys play basketball and get hurt, and that's probably the easiest sport on the planet. We're actually fighting every day. We're wrestling; we're grappling.
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I work out every day - and my daily routine is a mix of functional and strength training.
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Agriculture is a business that has been up to its bib overalls in politics since the first Thanksgiving dinner kickback to the Indians for subsidizing Pilgrim maize production with fish head fertilizer grants.
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I just want to be myself and be real and be funny.
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I've definitely had those moments when I think a relationship with somebody is one way, and then it just flips.
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My hero wants to belong too, but he doesn't want to give up all the things he came to value in the west.
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Brooklyn's good. Brooklyn's funky. Brooklyn's happening.
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I decided to build a studio in my house. We built it in my basement kitchen. I had the drummer up by the fish tank. I was in the toilet singing. The bass player was out by the shelves in the living room, and the guitarist was on the couch by the telly.
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I would love to do some more comedy. I would love to do some silliness. I would love to do some characters that have greater vulnerability.
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If God came down here with the box that had the reason for living in it, I'd like to find just 2 words: The Music. That would be neat.
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I did not lose this election, or had a bad result compared with what we might have got because of Islam.
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It is better to write of laughter than of tears, for laughter is the property of man.
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When you're faced with a choice, remember this: Everything else will pass away. Your family. Your friends. Your material possessions. Your beauty. Your youth. Your life. And there is only one thing that remains. Ask yourself: Which are you chasing?
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And the sad truth is that nobody wants me to write comedy. The Exorcist not only ended that career, it expunged all memory of its existence.
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I am the candidate of tax cuts, repealing Obamacare, repealing Dodd-Frank, letting the markets work, coming up with patient-and-doctor-centered healthcare solutions instead of more big government - and just generally getting government off the backs of small businesses.
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I could say, 'I want to play a French-African humpback,' but I probably won't get that role.
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Even when I go do comedy stuff live, I can still feel the drummer in me about to go onstage.
