Fred Armisen Quotes
Even when I go do comedy stuff live, I can still feel the drummer in me about to go onstage.
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I'm a journalist and author. I make my living by finding things out and writing about them.
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Unfortunately, the Senate Democrats have become an extreme party. They have become a party that has abdicated their responsibilities. Under Harry Reid and the Senate Democrats, we have a do-nothing Senate.
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As a legal matter, my mother is an American citizen by birth.
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I'm kind of a sucker for the retro-diagnoses.
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If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect.
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Whilst we deliberate how to begin a thing, it grows too late to begin it.
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You watch 'Whale Rider,' and I defy you to not get teary-eyed at the end there.
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Guys play basketball and get hurt, and that's probably the easiest sport on the planet. We're actually fighting every day. We're wrestling; we're grappling.
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I work out every day - and my daily routine is a mix of functional and strength training.
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Agriculture is a business that has been up to its bib overalls in politics since the first Thanksgiving dinner kickback to the Indians for subsidizing Pilgrim maize production with fish head fertilizer grants.
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I just want to be myself and be real and be funny.
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I've definitely had those moments when I think a relationship with somebody is one way, and then it just flips.
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My hero wants to belong too, but he doesn't want to give up all the things he came to value in the west.
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Brooklyn's good. Brooklyn's funky. Brooklyn's happening.
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I decided to build a studio in my house. We built it in my basement kitchen. I had the drummer up by the fish tank. I was in the toilet singing. The bass player was out by the shelves in the living room, and the guitarist was on the couch by the telly.
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I would love to do some more comedy. I would love to do some silliness. I would love to do some characters that have greater vulnerability.
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If God came down here with the box that had the reason for living in it, I'd like to find just 2 words: The Music. That would be neat.
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I did not lose this election, or had a bad result compared with what we might have got because of Islam.
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There are two ways that you can gain territory from another group. One is by conquest. That's essentially the way we took California from Mexico and... Texas as well. But what's going on now may end up being a kind of recolonization of the Southwest, because the other way you can regain territory is by population infiltration and demographic dominance.... The United States will be faced with the problem that Canada has been faced with... and which our system is not prepared to accommodate.
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I actually became a producer because I saw the producers getting all the babes. They were stealing them from the guitarists.
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I told the Commonwealth Commissioners I lived in the virtue of that life and power that took away the occasion of all wars... I told them I was come into the covenant of peace which was before wars and strife were.
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To be able to live and work in the United States is a privilege.
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Real comedy can't be learned; it comes from a need for justice. The best who stand up, stand up for something.
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Even when I go do comedy stuff live, I can still feel the drummer in me about to go onstage.
