Sarah Silverman Quotes
Everyone's got their own velocity, and there's no real time frame with comedy.
Sarah Silverman
Quotes to Explore
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You know all those young people watching Comedy Central love 'Frasier.'
Abbi Jacobson
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Being gloomy is easier than being cheerful. Anybody can say 'I've got cancer' and get a rise out of a crowd. But how many of us can do five minutes of good stand-up comedy?
P. J. O'Rourke
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I would like to get back to making people laugh. Before drama school, I did nothing but comedy.
Andrew Buchan
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I majored in extracurriculars, honestly. I joined the Harvard Stand Up Comedy Society, which is a ragtag band of misfits. I wrote for 'On Harvard Time,' which was a student TV show trying to be 'The Daily Show.' And I wrote a humor column for 'The Crimson' starting my sophomore year.
Alexandra Petri
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There's a great deal of echoing going on in 'Old School.' Mr. Piven, who played the upstart outsider in the 1994 campus comedy 'PCU,' has crossed over into playing the stiff martinet.
Elvis Mitchell
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All comedy is funny because it tells us truths that we recognise through laughter, but that doesn't mean it can't be unnerving. Think of 'Fawlty Towers'; it can be very, very dark, but by God, it's funny. The two things are not in opposition.
David Farr
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Doug Motel makes 'conscious comedy'. He makes me laugh, and he makes me think.
Marianne Williamson
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I start writing songs first as an entertainer, and I like funny stories that wrap up with dignity.
Jens Lekman
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Everyone calls me 'the male Jennifer Lawrence,' because I just say things because I'm random, and I do things and I don't care what people think. I think she's hilarious.
Colton Haynes
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If you believe indeed in the Lord Jesus for the salvation of your soul, if you walk uprightly and do not regard iniquity in your heart, if you continue to wait patiently, and believingly upon God; then answers will surely be given to your prayers.
George Muller
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Since September 11, 2001, many in this nation and this Congress have a deeper appreciation for the importance of the sacrifices made by our law enforcement officers.
Jerry Costello
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Everyone's got their own velocity, and there's no real time frame with comedy.
Sarah Silverman