Trixie Mattel (Brian Michael Firkus) Quotes
I always tell my mom that if she would have just bought me a Barbie when I was little, I would have gone into real estate.

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I love being the mayor. I want to be the mayor forever.
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The Internet has turned the world into one gigantic linked community, capable of instantly sharing vast amounts of incorrect information.
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I love Tom Kenny. And Jill Talley. And Jennifer Aniston, too!
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Like the old Italian saying goes, 'It ain't rocket surgery.'
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There are so many figures in our history that did not believe they could make a change, and they did.
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Although the French were very friendly and helpful. On one location we were to film at the top of the Eiffel Tower but we couldn't, as it was so misty with four inches of snow on the ground. We couldn't see a thing but we finally got it done.
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Everything comes to us that belongs to us if we create the capacity to receive it.
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Well, we've faced very difficult decisions and challenges in our country, every one of us have, as we - since September 11th, as we fought the war on terror, all of those decisions that the President had to make to put young men and women in harm's way.
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My fans don't feel like I hold anything back from them. They know whatever I'm going through now, they'll hear about it on a record someday. They'll hear the real story. There's a little bit of lag time. It's not as instant as going on a gossip blog. But it's much more accurate.
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Just once I would like to persuade the audience not to wear any article of blue denim. If only they could see themselves in a pair of brown corduroys like mine instead of this awful, boring blue denim.
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Some people look gender non-conforming because they want to look that way - they don't want to conform to society's expectations.
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I don't want to do things because it will please other people. I'm not doing this to get fame or any attention. I try to be selective about who I get advice from. I would like to contribute to the art world, but, you know, you can't plan these things.
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Meek wifehood is no part of my profession; I am your friend, but never your possession.
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Running opened up something beautiful in my life. I try to send the energy all over my body. I love the feeling of it.
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A pig's trotter is a fantastic thing. The first night of my honeymoon in Paris, my wife fell asleep in her steak tartare, so my trotter kept me company.
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The thing about art for me is that you can go on theorising your work forever, because it's open to interpretation.
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I wanna be the biggest pop group on the planet.
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Most people write a lot of autobiography, but when I came to write autobiography I discovered that nothing interesting had ever happened to me. So I had to take the situation and invent stories to go with it.
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I don't think that Slaughterhouse-Five was successful movie material. In fact, Vonnegut's books mostly I don't feel are movie material.
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I went to Brown University, but my mom said I couldn't be an artist because I would starve.
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Cuz I was never pretty anyway and never cared anything about that.
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It would be ridiculous to say I don't want to sell records, but I trust my taste.
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I've never had a very great public life.
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I always tell my mom that if she would have just bought me a Barbie when I was little, I would have gone into real estate.